06-28-2012, 06:27 PM
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Found one: Do it Yourself, the complete guide to masturbation.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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06-28-2012, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Snow
Found one: Do it Yourself, the complete guide to masturbation.
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Could come in handy.
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06-28-2012, 07:12 PM
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06-28-2012, 08:49 PM
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Boom Boom?
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06-28-2012, 08:50 PM
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Did you click the red shiny candy apple button?
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06-28-2012, 08:53 PM
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Yep, the drum rolled for me.
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06-28-2012, 08:55 PM
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I LOVE it AZ!!! 
The first 'ringtone' I want that isn't the sound of "a ringing phone". 
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"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
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06-28-2012, 10:17 PM
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When I finally fold and get a smart-phone, the ringtone I want is this :-
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06-28-2012, 10:27 PM
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...... but I still like the rimshot. 
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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06-28-2012, 10:33 PM
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btw-
If you recall the 'SMART ASS phone" that gave me so much crap,  well it's been saved for a special occasion that you will be part of.
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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06-29-2012, 12:29 AM
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Sounds like a blast, PF.
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06-29-2012, 06:32 AM
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Exactly
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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06-29-2012, 07:35 AM
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like I've been hit by and truck and they backed up so they could run over my heart again.
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06-29-2012, 08:05 AM
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What just bit you?
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06-29-2012, 09:29 AM
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Got a bit of a sore throat, just on one side. I'm at home alone most days--where the hell did I pick something up?
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