STO's Thoughts about life thread.

[skipthisone]

This is the thread that has no topic, just a place to post your thoughts.


You ever walk down the street and just look in the window you are walking by and think, "Damn, I'd do me?"

[Doomsday]

Can't say I have Skip....

My thoughts are currently to chaotic to list... I just know sometimes I wish I was not here.... but I know I can't do anything about it.... so I am stuck between a nonlife and no life at all....

[BIBI]

Learn from your past...live in the present...and look forward to the future!

[Uncle Silky]

yeah, more often than not, when i catch a reflection of myself in a window, i think, "Damn, I'd do Skippy".

[PantyFanatic]

But I did walk past a furniture store window one day and wonder….. Geez: “I wonder what a chair would look like if our legs bent the other way?”:confused:

[skipthisone]

Why is it that everytime I try and be serious you guys get all weird on me....thats it...I am not going to be serious anymore.

[skipthisone]

Thought for Monday, January 20th...

"Have you ever watched a hearse go by, and think that you are next to die?"

[BIBI]

My thought for today is this...

Where are my keys this time?????

[dm383]

Thought for today;

"OHMYGOD.... did we REALLY just post our pix?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

Umm...... yep, looks like we did!! :)

DM

[skipthisone]

The alll naked STO will answer your questions...

Bibi, the keys are were you put them...i dont get into specifics :D

DM, yes you did....and they were very nice at that.

[Booger]

Booger approaches the all naked skipthisone with his eyes averted "what is the meaning of life"

BTW skipthisone are you sitting on the top of a mountain like most wize men

[skipthisone]

The meaning of life...hmmmmm..

HE WITH THE MOST ORGASMS BEFORE DEATH WINS!!


Yes, yes I am booger, but its really not nice to call Lilith's breasts mountains so I refrain. :D

[Booger]

lol

but they are some mountains I'd enjoy climbing

[skipthisone]

Follow the saliva trail to the south pass

[IAKaraokeGirl]

My question is...why am I the only one in the U.S. working on this holiday? (grumble, grumble, fuss, fuss)

[skipthisone]

...begs to differ...I am working, well at work...the working part is negotiable

[scotzoidman]

Obviously neither of you works at the bank...grumble grumble

[skipthisone]

I was chewed out by a social worker I know for working today. She told me that it was a damnation of sorts to work today. I told her it was my impression that MLK believed in hard work, so I was honoring him by working....she told me to fuck off, *shrugs*

[IAKaraokeGirl]

lol

And those of us in the legal field *never* seem to follow "legal holidays." :)

[skipthisone]

HEATHEN!!!!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Obviously, I'm not working *much.* :D

[Devillishgirl]

STO tell me why I picked a job where there is NO SUCH THING as a holiday when you are considered mission critical? And while I'm at it......give me directions to get through those mountains, you need a naked wise woman up there with you(men can never handle these things on their own)

[skipthisone]

So it all comes down to this....women vs. men....well Ill have you know....oh nevermind...go to the center, go up the left side, and its the first nipple on the top.

[Devillishgirl]

*Follows Skip's directions and nudges him over a little so I can sit down next to him* Ahem....now you were saying what Skip....You'll have me know.......hmmm?

[skipthisone]

I know better than to argue with a woman while sitting on a breast...

[Devillishgirl]

Ahh wise path to take sir.....now tell me why they have braile on drive through ATM's?

[skipthisone]

So when blind people have their dog drive them...duhhhh

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You know, blind people can't read the sign that says, "No Walk-Ups."

[skipthisone]

Very good point IAKG

[LixyChick]

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

And......How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I'm outta thoughts now.

[GermanSteve]

Thinking that life is fair is wishful thinking.

[Lilith]

If wishes were horse than beggars would ride.........

[Missy1965]

Skip....Good idea for a thread.

"You can't always get what you want but if you try sometimes you get what you need"

[kleclere]

BIBI your keys are in the last place you look. How many licks does it take to get to a toosie pop center?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

kleclere, is *that* where my keys always are?

It depends on the Tootsie Roll pop eater--me, I'm personally with Lilith: give me a blow pop--but I'm not patient enough on either one. I go right for the gusto. ;)

[kleclere]

Yes they are always in the last place you look.

[Devillishgirl]

Kleclere, in my house the rule on keys is that they are always where you left them last...so in my SO's case, he can't ever find them and needs me to remind him where he placed them when he came home...same goes for his wallet, his cell phone, his tape measure...etc etc etc

Do men marry just to have an extension of their mother?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What's worse is that I have it at work, too. I've told both of my male bosses that I consider myself their den mother.

[denny]

Songbird, I'm looking for a good den mother. Wanta move to Cali?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Denny, honey, I lived in Redlands for two years...you missed your shot at me. I do generally like your choice in music, though. :)

[denny]

Damn! Timing really is everything.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Yes, yes it is. San Diego is *beautiful,* though, so I applaud your choice in locations. Too much smog and traffic where I was. :)

[denny]

Ya', I still miss Carolina but this is getting to be homee.

[skipthisone]

Originally posted by Missy1965
Skip....Good idea for a thread.

"You can't always get what you want but if you try sometimes you get what you need"

So to me the biggest question there is what is the difference between a want and a need?

Lixy - A wood chuck only upchucks as much wood as he chucks

German Steve - No one ever said life was fair, so just don't play by the rules, and cheer up mate, you have friends here.

Lilith - Take your voodoo elsewhere....geez :D

IAKG - Damn tootsie pop questions...ask the owl.

DG - No, not all men do, all men should live on their own before marrying.

and Denny and IAKG - you hijaked my thread...I love it :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

STO, I can never find that owl when I need him. How can he be so wise if he's never around?

There are two ways to look at wants and needs. The first is to consider a need as a minimum. Sure, I want that brand new BMW, but I need a car, whatever kind I can afford, to shuffle me about. A need is something that you have to have to get by in your life, while a want is something you're dreaming about.

A second way to look at this is as a degree of desire. I might *want* to have sex with you, but if I *need* to have sex with you, watch out! I'll chase you around a room.

Of course, "you" in this instance was purely designed as a generic term. ;)

Just my $0.02.

[skipthisone]

damn, i hate to be a generic term

[IAKaraokeGirl]

lol

STO, you're never generic. I just wanted to clarify that I wasn't personally having sex with you at this time. :D

[skipthisone]

Well that just ruined my day

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Awww...come here and let me make you feel better... :D

[skipthisone]

Thats what they all say when they want you to come in their Gingerbread houses...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I promise you can leave any time you want...well, after I'm through with you.

[Lilith]

can I feel your bone to see if you need fattening up little boy??????

[skipthisone]

"She don't eat meat...but she sure likes the bone....ROCK>.......

[Lilith]

Mary Moooooooooooooooon

[skipthisone]

Bad thoughts......from college days....

"I always wondered why I could remember songs I hadnt heard since I was 5, but could'nt remember the name of the person sleeping in my bed....hmmmm"

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I wonder that daily...how I can remember lyrics to literally thousands of songs and don't know how many ounces in a cup...or some other knowledge that is at least a *little* more useful in the scheme of things. Obviously, under the multiple intelligence theory of education, we're musical learners. :)

(Although, I can honestly say I've never had *your* particular problem...)

[skipthisone]

I cannot say I really had either, it just made me feel like a stud to say it....I just never used names, that way you never have to worry about calling out the wrong one.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Lilith, if he says, "it just made me feel like a stud," does that mean he's *not* really one and is just pretending to be? ;)

[Lilith]

Stud is so subjective.......

I just refer to him as a sexy man beast, that, or cabana boy :D:D:p

[skipthisone]

Drinks with umbrellas all around.

[skipthisone]

Excuse me...I meant FREE Drinks with umbrellas all around...cheap ass bastards

[Aqua]

Originally posted by skipthisone
This is the thread that has no topic, just a place to post your thoughts.
You ever walk down the street and just look in the window you are walking by and think, "Damn, I'd do me?"
No, but I have glanced in a window or mirror and thought, "Damn, skip would do me!" :p

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl
I wonder that daily...how I can remember lyrics to literally thousands of songs and don't know how many ounces in a cup...or some other knowledge that is at least a *little* more useful in the scheme of things. .....
Nobody knows how many ounces are in a cup. :confused:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Thanks. I feel better now. :)

[Lilith]

*Snaps Cabana Boy's thong* I'll have what he's having;)*points to Aqua *;):p

[skipthisone]

Wait I thought I read in another thread that Aqua was going to have my penis??? am I wrong???

[Lilith]

;) I hope not

[denny]

The ounces in a cup thing I can handle, but how many cc's in an ounce? I am talking about liquid and yes, of course I'd do me. I love me.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

We love you, too, Denny. ;)

[skipthisone]

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

[IAKaraokeGirl]

lol :D

Where did *that* come from?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

...and here's *my* question of the day...

Why is it that deer only wander the streets at night, when you can't really see them?

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by denny
The ounces in a cup thing I can handle, but how many cc's in an ounce? I am talking about liquid and yes, of course I'd do me. I love me.
...and I’m glad you told me that you’re talking about a volume instead of a mass which has no relation to the other:confused: . We’ve had some thought about this.
www.pixies-place.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7677
It’s an interest thread but you have to get to about the third page to get the good part. LOL

And we’re happy that you love you:D. Somebody has to:rolleyes:.



(joke- just kidding;)









I think.)

[BIBI]

I have my keys today.....just can't find my car!

[skipthisone]

Now that is a problem

[BIBI]

It was stolen.....third time in 2 years

Damn they keep finding it too!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Question for the day: Why is it called a "television set" if it's only one?

[Doomsday]

I think life is wonderful as long as I have iTriedSoHard and she is happy...

[scotzoidman]

Why are they called a pair of panties, but only one bra?

[LixyChick]

And why the hell is "cargo" shipped?

and a final thought today:

The sooner you fall behind......the more time you'll have to catch up!

[BIBI]

Ok.....what was the best thing before sliced bread?

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? (think about it)

If a cow could laugh, would milk come out of its nose?

[skipthisone]

Hmmmmmm

Lixy, I always fall behind, especially when walking with my SO...she cant tell where I am looking then.

Bibi, do you think a cow drinking milk would be considered a fetish???

[BIBI]

Originally posted by skipthisone
Hmmmmmm

Bibi, do you think a cow drinking milk would be considered a fetish???

hmmmm.......

I think that they are considered calves :p


;)

[celticangel]

"I think, therefor I am"// "I'm pink, therefor I'm spam!!!"

[skipthisone]

I feel like I was spanked by Bibi for my ignorance.....and I like it !!!!

[Coach Knight]

You want to know what bothers me ... These rubes that come in from out of town and make me feel like I committed murder when I walk when the "Don't Walk" sign is up.
Where I come from, the "Don't Walk" sign means "Walk Faster" because a car may be coming at you.

The other thing ... If you see me READING on a plane and I'm sitting next to you, it means I don't want to talk to you at that exact moment. Shut the fuck you and don't start asking me questions.
(Can you tell I have been on a number of planes lately?)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

CK~

"Whatcha reading?"

"Is it a good book?"

"I once read something by him. I didn't like it very much."

"So, what happens?"

"That looks like a big book. How long have you been reading it?"

"I heard they're making a movie out of that."


Sorry--I couldn't resist. :D

[skipthisone]

IAKG and CK...Cage match.....oh well CK skipped town....

Now for something completely different...

Do you ever watch a commercial that has dancing food?....I think that is just freaky.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Whew! I was worried there for a minute. ;)

[Tess]

You're not the only one working, IAKG :)

*playing hooky to look at some nookie* la, la, la, la, laaaaaaa

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Actually, Hard_Rock, that was from the *last* legal holiday I *also* didn't get off work. Grrrrrr. :D

[skipthisone]

Did someone say getting off at work???

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do it all the time, skip. Course I *work* at home... :D

Amazing what a preposition can do to your sentence, isn't it?

[skipthisone]

I always did like the proposition of a preposition...