Top 13 Fatal Things to say........

[Sharni]

To Your Pregnant Wife

1. 'Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 20 kilo's.'

2. 'Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Leee had a baby!'

3. 'I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!'

4. 'Well. couldn't they induce labour? The 25th is the Grand Final.'

5. 'Are your ankles supposed to look like that?'

6. Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt!'

7. I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?'

8. 'Get your own icecream, Buddha!'

9. 'Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today.'

10. 'Got Milk?'

11. 'Maybe we could name the baby after my secretary, Tawney.'

12. 'Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!'

13. 'Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water.

[T-S]

:D :D :D

[scotzoidman]

Don't you think this is all a little extreme, Sharni?



J/K...that's a funny list...can you imagine a guy suicidal enough to address his preggo wife as "Buddha"? ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

And how many of us really know the size of Madagascar? That Hoover Damn comment, though...that would send me over the edge. :D

[Lilith]

Ummmmmmmmmmm Mr. Lilith used to tell everyone to "rub the Budha's belly for luck"..........I'm still working on the payback ;)

[Vigil]

Madagascar is about the size of Texas and New Mexico together.

Respect to Mr. Lillith - we're just overgrown kids you see - can't help ourselves.

[Steph]

LOL Vigil!

Unfortunately, I can totally see my guy calling me Buddha, too! :) When he's dipped into the ice cream pail too hard for a while, I see him as a Buddha, too, though! :)

[Oldfart]

A truly suicidal thing is to walk into a room of ardent feminists

and ask "What's the only thing worse than a male chauvinist?"

"A Bloody woman who doesn't know her place!"

Nuff said.

[dicksbro]

Got milk?

:D :D :D