Booger on the block

[Steph]

OK, people - the crazy Saturday night freaks are in the chat room and we've somehow come up with the idea to auction Booger!!!

<angel> ladies what do i hear for this nice specimen do i have any bidders?
* Cheyanne sits on my hands
<angel> well i got 2 pennies but i ain't gonna bid
<Booger> hey I can cook and clean
* Mindboxer505 digs in his pockets and comes out with a ball of lint..........roflmao
<darogle> In that case, I'll bid $1 and a box of envelopes
<Cobalt> really, 5 dollars, it'll give Cheyanne a break
<Steph> $10
<darogle> too rich for my blood
<Steph> he is my chatroom crush, after all
<Cobalt> what else can you do Booger
<Steph> you're never going to beat me

Come one! Come all! Who will outbid my $10?

Auction ends Monday evening at 8 p.m.

[Ozling]

im not a lady but ill pay 3 licks for him :D ^.^

[darogle]

4 licks and a box of envelopes :D

[Steph]

Ozling, he did mention he cooks and cleans! You can do better than that!

OK, I will - I bid 3 licks and a ball squeeze AND $10!

[Booger]

*struts down the cat walk shaking his money maker

don't forget girls I make a mean omlet or anything else you want

[Steph]

I'm still in the race but wonder if you've perfected a nice vegan brekkie yet? :)

[jennaflower]

Booger.. for you... I offer...

One case of Redi Whip
One Flat of Strawberries
One evening with me
No clothes :)

10 bucks :)
5 Licks :)

[Booger]

if I can't make it Steph I can fake it

but that's the only thing that will be faked

[Steph]

Jennaflower has stepped up and raised the stakes considerably, people!

Shite, Redi whip isn't vegan.

I'm wracking my brain here!

I will buy sex toys, new lingerie, bring back mussels, lobsters, crab and cod from my trip to Newfoundland

& raise the stakes to . . .

$15 and a box of envelopes and six licks


<edited to change crap to crab :)>

<edited to say that's still not as bad as Booger's typo about goos sea food - was that goose seafood or good seafood?>

[jennaflower]

Oh Steph... you are gonna make this difficult for me huh?

Okay.. my latest offer...

One case of Redi Whip
One Flat of Strawberries
One evening with me as you control the remote on my bullett
No clothes
High Heels
Hot Cherry Motion Lotion :)


A box of envelopes
16 bucks
7 Licks
1 Spanking (give or recieve)

[Steph]

Goddamn! I don't know what Hot Cherry Motion Lotion is!!!!!!!!

I have to step back and regroup.

I'll be back!

[Cheyanne]

**me is still sitting on my hands... .begins to squirm** ;)

[PantyFanatic]

If he’s mine for the bidding so to speak, I want in on this.

I have 3-1/2 Gals. total of ice cream in the freezer. I’ll bid ½ Gal. if he can paint a house.
I bid 2 flat strawberries if he can pick 2 quarts of raspberries.
Two weekends to operate the controls of the lawn tractor.
He can wear whatever he wants.
Including hi heels if so desired.
He can keep all the Emotional Lotion he wants. (we call it sweat and tears in Cleveland)
One box of envelopes (with stamps)
$16.50
8 Licks (as soon as Lil gets back and loans me the whip)
All the spankings he wants.


[just bring the paintbrush. I have the paint]

[Booger]

sorry pantyfanatic I think jennaflower last offer sounds better

[Steph]

Steph the biased auctioneer walks in to wonder what bidding is really about. PF is asking for give and take here. He needs to pick raspberries to get strawberries . . . Does our Chatroom Manwhore™ accept bids where he has to actually perform menial labour for a man?

[Steph]

Steph has thought about the bids . . .

Steph offers Booger his fantasy position, his fantasy weekend, lots of seafood, lots of creamy sauce pasta (even tho' she's vegan)

STEPH RAISES THE STAKES

she'll offer him that pasta bolognese shite that has bacon in it that is to die for the meat eaters in the auction

PLUS

she'll get piercings anywhere Booger deems necessary

PLUS

some Dom Peringon

plus all that seafood CRAP (intentionally meant to write crap there)

[Grumble]

I offer a carton of vegemite
a slab of fosters
a real aussie barbeque with steak and shrimps
and a trip to the AFL Grand final complete with pie and sauce

No piercings required

[cowgirltease]

I'll Bid $ 20.00 (He makes damn good homemade ice cream)
A night with me in his dungeon and he can wear the boots and spurs;)
A personal massage
His own private Hot Tub
And a night with Vicious Tease ( I'm sure I can talk her into this) hehe;)

Top that Steph! :D LOL!

[LixyChick]

Well now.....wait a minute!

I gotta get in on this even if I wasn't there initially........But I have to know this first.........

Does Booger get to choose the winner or the auctioneer (Steph)? Sounds like she's got the inside track if she get's to choose! *giggle*

OK....here's my bid.....

*opening my wallet and waiting for all the moths to fly free*

Some outdated coupons
A platinum Discover card with a low balance (I think)

*checks the kitchen*

Some banana's that have just ripened nicely
A half full (or half empty....depending on how you look at it) bottle of Hershey's chocolate syrup
A new omelet pan (cause I can't turn an omelet to save my ass)
Fresh tomatoes from my garden (still on the vine)
Me in that maids outfit I wore on Valentine's Day (snuck that one in there...*EG*
A melon baller (?????????........hey! It was in the drawer and I never use it)
A capfull (all that's left in the bottle) of Mr. Bubble bubble bath
$13.26 (don't forget the platinum Discover card)
All the eggs he could ever want.....farm fresh....from the farm just 1 mile down from me!
Some marshmallow fluff and peanut butter
Oh hell..........and a partridge inna pear tree (of which I have 2 pear trees, so we might get more partridges than we bargained for!)

OK.........How'm I doing?

P.S. Booger? Don't go for the vegemite from gg...I hear tell it's similar to tar!

[jennaflower]

Alright... need to up the offer... tho I think I might have a tough time exceeding cowgirltease... but I will give it a go.....here is my latest :)

Two cases of Redi Whip (up from One)
Two Flats of Strawberries (Up from One)
One weekend with me as you control the remote on my bullett (Up from one day)
No clothes
High Heels
Strawberry, Hot Cherry, and Peach Motion Lotion

A variety of Candles
A Bubble Bath for you while I soap up all your wonderful parts.
1 Bottle of Champagne with strawberries to go with it

Satin Sheets
New Pillows

A box of envelopes (with stamps)
25 bucks
40 Licks
10 Spanking (give or recieve)

[PantyFanatic]

OK :(

It’s easy to see that the self appointed auctioneer is also going to write the directions of applications. Seeing that I had a slightly different function in mind I have to drop out of the bidding.


(NO WAY are the satin sheets available!)

[jennaflower]

<hoping no one else bids> :)

[Lilith]

*Runs in late waving her change purse* shit Jennaflowers means business *sits down to watch Booger shake his money maker*

[Booger]

ok just to sweeten the pot I've just got done shaving both ends

[jennaflower]

My bid remains..

bidding ends at 8 p.m........... but which time zone?????

[Cheyanne]

***still sitting on my hands, starting to breath erratically now***

[txgrneyes]

Sunday 7:29 pm...central

i bid......

a plane ticket to Texas (maybe round trip)
a free rental ( car or truck of your choice to drive while down here)
a place to stay...(the other side of my bed)
7 dinners (homecooked or take out)
the house wine of Texas(as much as you want)
2 pair of handcuffs
a blindfold
1 can of redi whip
a bunch of strawberrys
a trip to the local novality shop/toy shop with a 200.00 charge account
a strip tease
50 licks
50 sucks...from me...
25 spankings ( give or receive)
a number of candles
bubble bath in coconut scent
all the ooohhhs and aaaaaawwwwwwwws you can muster.
all the "oh baby" and "moaning" I can muster.
all the practice your body can handle in the cowgirl position, if you promise to "pounce" at least once.
also to see how well my backdoor opens.

and at least two time-outs to be sent to my room and punished.

ok...now try and beat that!!!!!!

[Steph]

Originally posted by jennaflower
My bid remains..

bidding ends at 8 p.m........... but which time zone?????

As is probably obvious now :) I don't have a clue about auctions . . . if the bidding continues at this pace, I might extend if for a bit longer (maybe until Booger faints or something!) . . .

[skipthisone]

Comes in to end this...

*Drops his pants and bends over*

That oughta do it.

[Booger]

nice try skipthisone but I still think txgrneyes has you beat

[Steph]

No question - tx is still in the lead. Maybe shave the rest of your back, skippy. That might put you in the lead.

[jennaflower]

my latest bid :)

Two cases of Redi Whip (up from One)
(NEW)One case of the new Chocolate Redi Whip
Two Flats of Strawberries (Up from One)
One weekend with me as you control the remote on my bullett (Up from one day)
(NEW) Pair of Nipple Clamps
No clothes
High Heels
Strawberry, Hot Cherry, and Peach Motion Lotion
(New)Kama Sutra Bubble Bath
(New) One Feather

A variety of Candles (Clarification: Party lite candles ONLY. For those of you that don't know, the liquified wax from a Party Lite candle will NOT burn the skin. Another words Booger, liquid wax to be dribbled over either (or both) of our bodies at your whim)
A Bubble Bath for you while I soap up all your wonderful parts.
1 Bottle of Champagne with strawberries to go with it

Satin Sheets
New Pillows

One trip to the local amusement park to ride the Ferris Wheel. Will give the attendant an extra tip to allow us to be at the top long enough to give you an earth shattering blowjob. :)

One trip to the Shoji Tubuchi theather here in Branson to show you the bathroom.

One weekend lake tour on a pontoon boat.... lots of sex and sun :)


A box of envelopes (with stamps)
25 bucks
50 Licks
40 Spanking (give or recieve)

[Steph]

Whoa! Might need some help with judging soon! Too close to call right now! TX and Jenna are neck and neck (maybe if they started necking, Booger could have a sandwich? :))

[Cheyanne]

I believe you are correct Steph... it does appear that Jenna and TX are neck and neck in the bidding...... perhaps Booger needs to do more than just shake his money maker? (Show us the money!!!)

(And what is it about a box of envelopes (with stamps) anyway????

[Booger]

*turning on the music I dance slowly taking my clothes off tell I'm just have on a g string

[Cheyanne]

I guess Booger doesn't take hints....

show, show, show, show... post a pic!!! LOL

[txgrneyes]

My latest bid: Sunday 10:47 pm central

a plane ticket to Texas (maybe round trip)
a free rental ( car or truck of your choice to drive while down here)
a place to stay...(the other side of my bed)
7 dinners (homecooked or take out)
the house wine of Texas(as much as you want)
2 pair of handcuffs
a blindfold
1 can of redi whip
a bunch of strawberrys
a trip to the local novality shop/toy shop with a 200.00 charge account
a strip tease
50 licks
50 sucks...from me...
25 spankings ( give or receive)
a number of candles
bubble bath in coconut scent
all the ooohhhs and aaaaaawwwwwwwws you can muster.
all the "oh baby" and "moaning" I can muster.
all the practice your body can handle in the cowgirl position, if you promise to "pounce" at least once.
also to see how well my backdoor opens.
at least two time-outs to be sent to my room and punished.
*New* a pool table to play on with or without equipment.
*New* a full body message with oils and hot rocks....and me.
*New* a camera man to document all the activity that went on as a take home gift to remember the occasion with.
*New* and a personal engraved invitation and plain ticket sent to jennaflower to join us(if you wish).

[Lilith]

Originally posted by txgrneyes
My latest bid:
*New* a full body massage with oils and hot rocks....



For that bid alone I would consider being the booby prize:p

[Vicious Tease]

Damn ... not sure I can top that. In true Texas style, I'll just treat this like poker ...

I'll see txgrneyes' bid, raise you:

a week in my cabin, clothing forbidden
all the skinny dipping you can handle
evenings snuggling on the porch
dancing under the stars
AND ...
all the gum you want?!

If that's not enough, Boog ... I'll even drive you up to see txgrneyes at the end of the week. :lust:


***Once I realized what was happening here, I went straight to the high bid and jumped on it. After wondering back through, I felt I should point out that I've already been offered to Booger along the way, so .... the bid is:

the highest bid (made by txgrneyes), plus the short list above, plus ... cowgirltease! It's a package deal!!

[Grumble]

maybe I should lend one of you gals my carton of vegemite :)

[txgrneyes]

Booger,

I know this is not the traditional bid...

What if I just offer:

my heart

would that do?

[Steph]

Seven-and-a-half hours left . . . Booger is a lucky man!

[Vicious Tease]

I think txgrneyes may have already won. :)

[babybunny]

Oh its a bid? Lol...I thought it was a new song?

Dont be fooled by the chix that I rock..
I'm still Booger from the block..

[Vicious Tease]

I checked the bidding earlier today and was ready to give up, but I can't seem to let him go that easily.

Booger already has my heart ... what else could I possibly offer?

[ryker]

Wow, man they are some good bids Booger lol.

Vicious i have only this to say..Never give up, never surrender

[Steph]

From all accounts, TX has won the auction . . . is there a final counterbid from her worthy adversary, Jenna?

Six minutes left

[jennaflower]

Here is my latest bid :) (Just incase this auction ends EST)

*************************************************
New offerings:

A new nude pic of me every day for the next year. Each one done especially for you, any pose you request.

A deep rub massage with me as your personal massuese

A ticket to join the mile high club w/me sitting right beside you (participating of course)

A life time of phone sex.. on my dime.

***** MY FIRST ANAL EXPERIENCE**************
(okay I tried it once as a teenager and don't recall it)

****** A threesome... You, Me & (Skip or Steph, you choose)*******


along with all the other stuff mentioned below...

Two cases of Redi Whip
One case of the new Chocolate Redi Whip
Two Flats of Strawberries
One weekend with me as you control the remote on my bullett Pair of Nipple Clamps
No clothes
High Heels
Strawberry, Hot Cherry, and Peach Motion Lotion
Kama Sutra Bubble Bath
One Feather

A variety of Candles (Clarification: Party lite candles ONLY. For those of you that don't know, the liquified wax from a Party Lite candle will NOT burn the skin. Another words Booger, liquid wax to be dribbled over either (or both) of our bodies at your whim)
A Bubble Bath for you while I soap up all your wonderful parts.
1 Bottle of Champagne with strawberries to go with it

Satin Sheets
New Pillows

One trip to the local amusement park to ride the Ferris Wheel. Will give the attendant an extra tip to allow us to be at the top long enough to give you an earth shattering blowjob.

One trip to the Shoji Tubuchi theather here in Branson to show you the bathroom.

One weekend lake tour on a pontoon boat.... lots of sex and sun


A box of envelopes (with stamps)
250 bucks
500 Licks
150 Spanking (give or recieve)

[Steph]

Until someone can come up with a better solution, I have to leave it as a toss up between three worthy bidders -- Jenna, TX and Vicious have each won a weekend with Booger.

Fight over scheduling.

[txgrneyes]

Well congrats girls...i guess we blew them away so what is good for you...

sometime in the first two weeks of August is good for me...

is that ok?

[Booger]

I think a 3 way tie is best as steph said just so hard to pick just one with so many great bids. Just tell me when and where and I'll show up.

I'd like to thank everyone for there bids.

BTW skiothisone you should try to up the bid next time not lower it

[Steph]

Phew! Everyone seems satisfied . . . you could always arrange to meet booger on the same weekend . . . that could be fun, too!

[Vicious Tease]

Labor Day weekend would be great for me, if that's ok with you ladies???

Congrats to both of you, btw.

And Booger ... you should start taking vitamins now, Darlin. :lust:

[Lilith]

I still have some change...who's up next???:p

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<----foresees a lucrative "side business" developing. ;)

[skipthisone]

Originally posted by Booger
I
BTW skiothisone you should try to up the bid next time not lower it

Quality + Quantity = Value....

[Grumble]

Booger you need Vegemite to keep the stamina up

where do you reckon the bronzed Aussies got their stamina from ;).

[Lilith]

Originally posted by skipthisone
Quality + Quantity = Value....


I bet you offer quite the BANG for the buck!!!!!:D