^^Good Morning Mister/Madam President^^

[Lilith]

What's your first executive order?

[PantyFanatic]

Give me the morning salute.:)





(that's done by lifting the front of that skirt of course):lust::D

[osuche]

Execute George Bush for kidnapping the government and due process...killing Americas in Iraq...and being a general gnome.


OK...a little extreme...but a gal can dream

[darogle]

I'd make the oval office clothing optional. (Not to rip off Clinton's idea, or anything)

Oh yeah, and then I'd institute a flat tax, balance the budget, reform the spending for useless programs and divert that money to social security and health care, increase benefits to the military and civil service, ect. ect. ect.

[airhog]

I would get a bj from every intern in the office, of course no-one would care since I am single

[Loulabelle]

Woo hoo! Me? President of America.....well now....let's see:

It's COLOUR, with a U, GREY, with an E, and it's AL-U-MIN-I-UM not aluminum!!!!!!! Hehehehe

Only kidding, you guys.....you know I love you all. xxx :D

[Ozling]

Id use my presidential powers to build myself a beautfiul house, not to big and not to small, in Victoria, British Columbia. have a nice big hot tub/swimming pool and invite all my pixies to come and chill wid me ^.^

[dicksbro]

"Could you call me again in an hour?"

[FussyPucker]

Can I get back to you on this one? I've got a meeting with my new interns

[dicksbro]

"Okay, guys, I promised to bring about changes ... so let's make the oval office a rectangle. :D

And, while we're at it, let's paint the White House a nice shade of tan with brown trim. :D :D

Hee hee ... and could we put a couple of pink flamingos in the yard." :D :D :D

[skipthisone]

After the executive Knob polisher had done her duty I would have to get serious and Withdrawal the executive order about killing foriegn leaders.

[2-4-tea]

my 1st order as president.........to offically have naked Sundays in the Oval Office

[lakritze]

It is quite true Osuche,If the worst were known,Bush could be impeached,tried for war crimes and very well be executed.Another first for a pres who likes to be first for so many things.As President,my first executive order would be to hand true DEMOCRACY back in the hands of the people and expect from them a well informed handling of the process.

[skipthisone]

Then my 2nd executive order I will change the flag of the United States to have only 49 stars, Then have California change theirs to solid red with one yellow star, hammer and sickle. Then I would remove California as a member of the United States, put up security barrier along the entire border. Then go along their coast in international waters and drill it dry.

[Lilith]

*gulps*

ummmm I would put flavored lube on the approved list for the food plan

[Aqua]

Three words... National Ass Day

[lakritze]

Hey Skpithisone,You sound like am Enron exec.I think those cocksuckers tried to do the same thing.We're still here......lakritze reporting to you from the People's Republic of Santa Monica.

[Lilith]

oh and Florida is now completely clothing optional too

[Aqua]

<~~~~ Starts heading for clothing optional Florida to get there in time for National Ass Day

[osuche]

Institute a policy of "Freakin' Fridays" where attendance at work was optional...taking us closer to the European work week.

[Booger]

to have a dungeon built in the west wing for Lilith

[dicksbro]

What this country needs is a good five-day weekend with triple time on work days. :)

Let's make the whole country clothing optional. :D

[WildIrish]

That would eliminate all the R & D funding requirements for functioning x-ray goggles.

[jennaflower]

My first executive decision would be to have BOTH President Bush's and Pres. Reagan added to Mount Rushmore.

Followed quickly with stripping Pres. Clinton of his former title and banning him from the US...


YES.... I am a PROUD REPUBLICAN....

[Cheyanne]

Originally posted by Lilith
*gulps*

ummmm I would put flavored lube on the approved list for the food plan


LOL @ Lilith....

I would also make it mandatory for flavored lube to contain all of the daily allowance of essential vitamins. :lust:

[PantyFanatic]

LMAO @ Cheyanne. I like the way you think:D

Maybe we should keep them away Jenna.:)
I'm sure you could get them TO Mount Rushmore, but half the crowd would want to put them UNDER it. LOL ;)

[rabbit]

Originally posted by jennaflower
My first executive decision would be to have BOTH President Bush's and Pres. Reagan added to Mount Rushmore.

Followed quickly with stripping Pres. Clinton of his former title and banning him from the US...


YES.... I am a PROUD REPUBLICAN....

My first executive order would be to make jennaflower my Press Secretary! (hmmm...wonder if that would include any "personal" privileges for the President? ;) :D )



rabbit

[jennaflower]

oh Rabbit.. I would be soo honored... and YES... there would certainly be more Personal Privileges than could be counted :)

[Irish]

I would make both of my daughters interns,make Bill Clinton,
President again,and have them deliver their version of an Irish,
instead of a"Lewinski"! Irish

[rabbit]

Originally posted by jennaflower
oh Rabbit.. I would be soo honored... and YES... there would certainly be more Personal Privileges than could be counted :)

:D
Oh yeah!

Do you think anyone would notice if I converted the Presidential Study into a sex pad? :p


President Rabbit

[jennaflower]

oh yes.. a sex pad would be good...

and as press secretary... my first words would be: "Sex is GOOD"

LOL

[rabbit]

Waterbed? Toys? Lingerie for you? A copy of Ann Coulter's latest book? Anything else you would like President to put in the room for you? :D

[LixyChick]

Originally posted by Loulabelle
Woo hoo! Me? President of America.....well now....let's see:

It's COLOUR, with a U, GREY, with an E, and it's AL-U-MIN-I-UM not aluminum!!!!!!! Hehehehe

Only kidding, you guys.....you know I love you all. xxx :D
(All in jest too hun! But.....mama always told me, "N'er a truer word spoken, but in jest"......*I had a really smart-assed mama!*)

In all actuality Lou....I spell GREY or GRAY.....either way.....depending on my mood!
I've never uttered arse.......till I met you and Fussy.....and now I use it periodically! *one for me*

I'll never just blurt out AL-U-MIN-I-UM (being a lazy American.....I call it "tin foil".....although it may not have a bit-o-tin in it). I understand the word "alumin-I-um"........but here in the states, the "®Reynolds Wrap" company saw fit to spell it.....aluminum!

The U in color? It doesn't change the pronounciation for me......so I omit it.........call me lazy!

I'm of the school......"When in Rome......do as the Roman's do".....and I can bet the farm that if I were to visit you and Fussy for just a mere week.........I'd be speaking good and proper.......Pennsylvania Dutch Queens English!!!!!!!! LMFAO!

And now.........back to the topic!

"I'd like to plan a city........and play the cello.........play at Monte Carlo.........play Othello.........move into the White House...........paint it yellow.......speak Portugese and Dutch.......and if it's not too much...........I'd like to have, the perfect twin..............one who'd go out, as I came in.........ask what I want......and I will sing..........I WANT EVERYTHING..............EVERYTHING!

Oh damn............I just had to use that again!

*UTILIZING THE EDIT FEATURE* One more thing Loulabelle.......(before I get rotten tomatoes thrown at me)......try saying....TA-MAY-TOE......instead of TA-MAH-TOE just once. Remember.......we are what we learn! I find it difficult to immitate an English accent.......and other than Tracy Ullman (sp?).....I know very few Brits who can even come close to her flare for our accent! Just try and name me one American who can fool you with a British accent!!!!! *ok......running outta here now*

[dicksbro]

Just goes to show, I could never be a politician. No one said anything about the pink flamingos on the White House Lawn.

Probably wouldn't have liked a Presidental pickup truck or SUV either. :(

(You want to speak Portugese, Lixy? Do they do that in Pennsylvania? BTW, was Pennsylvania named for the Railroad in Monopoly ... inquiring minds want to know? (just teasing, I love Pennsylvania ... home of Hersey's chocolate) :D :D)

[LixyChick]

But, db hunny babe......I did mention "painting" the White House!..............and...........I think Monopoly is similar to the chicken and egg theory. What came first?


P.S. DB! Don't mention "Hershey's chocolate" when I'm talking to the English peeps! From what Fussy tells me......it makes him sick!

(I truly never understood his synopsis of the product........cept for the fact that he's had more chocolate than I.......and he's more worldly than myself......but, um......a kiss is a good kiss, from what I remember!)

*poof*

[dicksbro]

Hugs to you, Lixy. You did mention painting the White House. You are the most thoughtful person in the world. :D

Can you imagine how "official state dinner parties" would change with Pixies in the White House? Beer. Deep fried dill pickles. Apple pie. All the good stuff. And the entertainment would really be something. I can hear the newscasters, "Pictures at 11 ... but parents, note some scenes may not be appropriate for younger viewers." :D :D

[LixyChick]

*waiting for the 11:00 news!*

[Irish]

I know that this is off of the subject,but has anyone read
A.C.S latest book "Treason"?Our library is trying to get it for me.
They just got me"Deriliction of Duty".It was fantastic& very eye-
opening! Irish

[jennaflower]

Don't know about any of you... but I am completely in AWE over rabbit... just the fact that he knows who Ann Coulter is... very impressive :) proves he should be president :)

[Lilith]

Originally posted by Booger
to have a dungeon built in the west wing for Lilith


LOL!!!! ((hugs)) Great idea;)

[Kendall]

Where is that humidor Clinton left around here?

[rabbit]

Originally posted by jennaflower
Don't know about any of you... but I am completely in AWE over rabbit... just the fact that he knows who Ann Coulter is... very impressive :) proves he should be president :)


LOL...you're DEFINITELY gonna be my "mouthpiece"...no question! :p :D


President Rabbit

[Max_theHitMan]

Sure thing... I would move the White House to Canada!! LOL

[faerysflower]

i would make it illegal to wear clothed in the white house.