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And I am looking for a specific answer, not just personal philosophies. I just wanna see who else has heard the question answered as I have.
The question is...
When is a man not a man?
Lilith
08-12-2003, 02:12 PM
when he has a vagina
Bilbo
08-12-2003, 02:15 PM
When he neglects obligations, and fails to protect loved ones.
Sorry Lilith, while that is correct, it is not the answer I am looking for... no home game for you. :p
Bilbo... another correct answer... yet much more profound than what I am looking for.
Lilith
08-12-2003, 02:40 PM
When he drives a Yugo
Kissy
08-12-2003, 02:53 PM
When he's a woman???
Lilith
08-12-2003, 03:18 PM
When he is wearing my lace panties then he's my bi-atch;)
skipthisone
08-12-2003, 03:19 PM
I plead the 5th
Lilith
08-12-2003, 03:20 PM
When he has maraschino cherry red lipstick on?
skipthisone
08-12-2003, 03:21 PM
On where?
osuche
08-12-2003, 04:21 PM
When he cannot think for himself
Scarecrow
08-12-2003, 04:30 PM
I'll drink Skips 5th
Steph
08-13-2003, 12:33 AM
When he's a boy?
FussyPucker
08-13-2003, 03:23 AM
When is a man not a man?
When he turns into an alley.
LixyChick
08-13-2003, 05:34 AM
Just before he is concieved!
Aren't all eggs female till they are fertilized by one or the other sperm (m or f)?
What do I win Aqua??????
Lovediva
08-13-2003, 10:05 AM
When he blows his load in a woman's mouth and turns to mush???
Hmmmmm... correct answers all... yet still not the answer I am looking for. Hint... I heard the question AND then answer in a song.
skipthisone
08-13-2003, 12:08 PM
IF you dont give the answer I am going to jump a flight over there and beat your ever loving ass!!!!!
Cheyanne
08-13-2003, 12:14 PM
LOL Skip..... :p
Getting Kinky Again???? :lust:
skipthisone
08-13-2003, 12:19 PM
Only because you like it
Lilith
08-13-2003, 12:22 PM
and I am coming to referee;)
GingerV
08-13-2003, 12:44 PM
In a song? So I shouldn't post a page's worth of answer from Finnigans Wake, then? Thank God.
Ozling
08-13-2003, 01:49 PM
When he gets drunk and wakes up with a 78 year old alzheimers patient and a decrepit old dog in his bed.
Summer
08-14-2003, 03:49 PM
uh uh Aqua, when? ;)
Cheyanne
08-14-2003, 08:37 PM
**Just checking back in..... huh??? Nope, no answer yet....
Aqua...... *sneaks up behind Aqua to tie him up and awaits Skip's & Lil's arrival.... ;)
FussyPucker
08-15-2003, 06:50 AM
oh oh oh I know!!!
"When is a man not a man
When he's a freak in a sideshow"
Lilith
08-15-2003, 07:07 AM
FP~ What is that from?
FussyPucker
08-15-2003, 07:18 AM
THE FREAK
Step inside the tent ladies and gentlemen
To see the freak they call Jacko the dog face man
He walks like a man
He talks like a man
Yet he was born with the face of a dog
An actual freak of nature
Bright Lights
Blind me
And I'm whizzing by the people
Pushing, rushing
To the organ grinder's music
And my eyes are running
And my legs are aching
And there's people winning
And the carnival's spinning
Merry - go round
Go round And they make me dizzy
People - shouting
As they shoot and win an ashtray
And my head is ringing
And my ears are flitting
And my hair is thinning
And the carnival's spinning
After the people have gone
I walk along down sideshow ally
And from a tent I hear some crying
The sound of someone in pain
And written brightly on the canvas and woodwork
So that everybody would see
Was the question they pose to the public
"When is a man not a man
When he's a freak in a sideshow"
But we all got to cry
Yes, we all got to cry
And we all got to cry
Bright lights
Blind me
And I'm questioned by the people
Pushing - rushing
To the organ grinder's music
And my eyes are running
And my legs are achy
And there's people crying
And the carnival's dying
Lilith
08-15-2003, 07:32 AM
Is not what I bribed out of him;)
Great answer FP... but alas... not the one I am looking for... :eek:
lakritze
08-16-2003, 05:41 PM
When is man not a man? When he sells his soul and becomes a fascist.Just ask GWB.
SteinFibers
08-17-2003, 05:21 AM
A man is not a man, if he has to ask himself whether is he a man or not.
Its one of those things you either know, or will try for the rest of your life trying to figure out.
No doubt I am the latter.
Scarecrow
08-17-2003, 09:44 AM
When is a man, not a man?
When is a child not a child?
When the man thinks the child is a toy for Him to use
When the child doesn't realize the game is abuse
Scarecrow
08-17-2003, 09:46 AM
Here is the full song:
"Will..."
When is a man, not a man?
When is a child not a child?
When the man thinks the child is a toy for Him to use
When the child doesn't realize the game is abuse
When is a tear a traitorous thing?
When does a cry signal the failure it brings?
When the tear causes only pain not relief
When the cry can never bring any peace
When does a hug seem more like a fight?
When is a kiss taken as a right?
When the hug is to stop not help when the kiss is used to silence a yelp
When is it going to end?
When will that child find a true friend?
When the pain is no more and freedom is nigh
And when love can soar high
Only then can these questions disperse
Only then can someone lift the curse
Only then shall the child smile again
Only then can the healing begin.
Maybe one day...maybe I can get there....
(age 17)....(Monsta)
cowgirltease
08-17-2003, 12:27 PM
Well, I was gonna say..... when he beats on a woman! Then he is a coward!
hey Earl!!!!!!!!! want some blackeyed peas? Hehe
(Dixiechicks):D
FussyPucker
08-18-2003, 03:27 AM
oh damn n there I was feeling all clever hehehe oh well :D
Cheyanne
08-18-2003, 09:04 AM
**Runs into thread looking for the answer...************** :(
Damn, not yet!!!
Tiptoes out..........................................
Man... some of the answers are pretty depressing... :(
I will give a biiiiig hint...
When is a man, not a man?
When is a man, not a man?
When he's a...
When he's a...
When he's a...
When he's a...
When he's a...
_ _ _ _!
Cheyanne
08-18-2003, 02:04 PM
Uh-Huh.... :eek:
Lilith
08-18-2003, 02:11 PM
duck
girl
tran
slut
dick
crab
bird
anus
mole
babe
male
lady
lamp
fuck
fuck
fuck
Sorry Lilith... :( You'll have to settle for a consolation prize...)
skipthisone
08-18-2003, 02:53 PM
Georgie Georgie puddin and pie.....
Vicious Tease
08-18-2003, 05:24 PM
Fish?
P.S. Skip, you're freaking me out with that AV!!!
While that would be correct Vicious, 'tis not the answer I am wanting to hear. Hmmmm... Mr. Limpet suddenly comes to mind.... :p
Eliza
08-18-2003, 08:35 PM
Aqua..you're killing me with this withheld answer...Tell us man! Don't make me beg!:D Ok...make me beg..but then tell us.:p
~Eliza
Max_theHitMan
08-18-2003, 09:08 PM
Alright...IŽll tell you the answer.
When is a man not a man?
When heŽs "------------------". So there.
What do you say about that?
Huh? What?
Oh... you want to hear the answer?
I am so sorry.
It will cost you 20 bucks.
Lilith
08-18-2003, 09:18 PM
I know the right answer and am currently taking bribes;)
Cheyanne
08-18-2003, 10:24 PM
/me has a whole bag of watermellon Jolly Ranch Suckers.... :lust:
Lilith
08-18-2003, 10:41 PM
oooooooooo tempting;)
Eliza
08-18-2003, 11:16 PM
and I have a nice fresh sexy man all tied up and ready for ya Lilith. And..um..he seems to think he can take you...*shakes head* silly man....
A man is not a man when he is "JUDY IN DISGUISE..WITH GLASSES"
I give up!
I will check back at a later date! ;)
FussyPucker
08-19-2003, 02:55 AM
*waving his "bribe" at Lilith*
LixyChick
08-19-2003, 05:30 AM
Is that......"The Incredible Mr. Limpet"....Aqua?
Or..........are we talking pre-erect? LOL!
*leaves the thread mumbling..........."I haven't seen The Incredible Mr. Limpet in so long I couldn't get this answer if you held a bucket of trout over my head"!*
Oops! Sorry Casper!
Cheyanne
08-19-2003, 09:28 AM
LOL @ Lixy.....
Agua, I really would have felt sorry for all of us who are trying to figure this out by now.......... *hint*
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind...the answer is blowing the wind!!!!!!!! ;)
Lilith
08-19-2003, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by Cheyanne
Agua, I really would have felt sorry for all of us who are trying to figure this out by now.......... *hint*
Oh he takes no pity!!!!!!!!!! He made me read 893573892908745237904757234890572349805723490 lyrics by them before he hinted I had started at the wrong end of the list. :o
Alright, alright...
Since no one knows... except Lilith... Here is the answer I was looking for...
From Wiggly Worm by nomeansno
When is a man, not man?
When he's a....
Sham!
*Runs and hides before the trout starts flying*
skipthisone
08-19-2003, 12:27 PM
That was anti-climatic
Cheyanne
08-19-2003, 03:48 PM
Oh.
Vigil
08-19-2003, 03:58 PM
I've paid more that twenty bucks for less.
:confused: :rolleyes: :dizzy:
Vicious Tease
08-20-2003, 12:31 AM
/me shakes her head and wanders out
dicksbro
08-20-2003, 04:39 AM
I'm sure glad I didn't check this thread out earlier. ;)
Eliza
08-20-2003, 07:07 AM
Aqua...I got down on my knees and begged for that? :p
~ELiza
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