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IAKaraokeGirl
08-14-2003, 08:35 AM
In an effort to keep all Pixies members safe and sound, I've found these safety tips to help ensure our well-being.

1. Avoid riding in automobiles, as they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.

2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.

3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians.

4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents involve these forms of transportation.

5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in hospitals. Above all else, avoid hospitals.

Remember, if you fail to follow these suggestions, you will only be safe 1% of the time and are taking your life into your own hands.


LMAO. :D
Lovediva
08-14-2003, 09:18 AM
Heehee!! :D
Cobalt
08-14-2003, 10:23 AM
LMAO, is about right!
Steph
08-14-2003, 10:23 AM
Hmmmm, maybe I'll visit a neighbour. I'll be safe there!
dm383
08-14-2003, 10:46 AM
Hmmmm. food for thought!! :)


Steph..... that's fine, just don't drive!!! (See #1 above! :))


DM
IAKaraokeGirl
08-14-2003, 10:48 AM
And only walk in the grass (see #3). :D
Cheyanne
08-14-2003, 11:29 AM
Re #3... what if your neighbor has a dog?

:p
IAKaraokeGirl
08-14-2003, 11:30 AM
I think that's covered by that 1%, Cheyanne. :D
Cheyanne
08-14-2003, 11:48 AM
Yeah, with my luck I would step on a "land mine"........... :eek:
Summer
08-14-2003, 03:36 PM
Man, as if I needed MORE to worry about. hehe
darogle
08-14-2003, 04:07 PM
I'm going to go curl up in a fetal position under my bed now....



Could someone please slide me some food and water under here every now and then?
IAKaraokeGirl
08-14-2003, 04:26 PM
If you curl up under *your* bed, you're still at risk for #2. However if you only walk on grass between home and *my* house, you're more than welcome to curl up under *my* bed. ;)
dicksbro
08-14-2003, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl

1. Avoid riding in automobiles, as they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.

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And most of all traffic fatalities. :dizzy:
Booger
08-14-2003, 08:11 PM
good thing I like livin dangerously I think after stayin home for a day or two I'll walk down the sidewalk and get in my car and drive to airport and hop a flight after stoppin off at the hospital
IAKaraokeGirl
08-14-2003, 08:16 PM
LMAO @ Booger! :D
darogle
08-14-2003, 08:20 PM
IAKG, I'd be more than willing to walk on the grass to your house. The problem is, once I get there, I'm not going to be content under your bed. I'll be wanting to be with you on top of it! That still leaves me with that pesky 1%, but if anything happens at least I'll be happy when it does!!!

:D
IAKaraokeGirl
08-14-2003, 08:23 PM
Better start walking south, honey. ;)