Clown haters unite!!!

[Cheyanne]

A list of why clowns are hated..... :D

A clown wrote the original music and lyrics to (you guessed it) "Macarena."
They are different than the rest of us.
They rhyme with frowns.
They have big feet.
See: The Seinfeld episode where George meets "Eddie" the clown.
They have a phobia named after them. (coulrophobia, more commonly known as clownophobia)
Jack Handy "Deep Thought": To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
Read the Stephen King book, "It".
You know what they say, "Once a clown, always a clown."
I sang a sad song about them (needs REAL player).
See: The Animaniacs episode where Wakko meets the Jerry Lewis-like clown.
A clown stole my dad's job.
I bet Paul Newman never played a clown character. (You gotta like Paul Newman)
A clown ate the dog that ate my homework. (And my professor wouldn't believe me!)
See: The Bill Murray movie, "Quick Change."
They don't follow vehicle safety rules (20 in a car can't be legal).
A clown wouldn't make a good superhero. Ex: "Never fear, Clown-Man is here!" (See, it's an oxymoronic phrase...not that I'm scared of clowns, mind you.)
See: Any episode of the Simpson's featuring Krusty the Clown. (One word: seedy)
Clowns stink.
See: Any episode of In Living Color featuring Homey D. Clown. (One word: militant)
Clowns have to smile all the time. Repressing all their non-happy feelings can't be good for them.
I have never seen a clown help an old lady across the street.
Another Jack Handy "Deep Thought": You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

[Cheyanne]

Star Trek
1. Captain Kirk had to hate clowns.
2. Clowns made the tribbles.
3. Clowns shaved Captain Picard's head.
4. The BORG is really a futuristic group of extra evil clowns. (I believe it's the Bozo ORGanization.)
Star Wars
5. Darth Vader's mangled face is really another mask. Under that he is really a clown (that's the real secret.)
6. Boba Fett's first bounty was to capture a clown pirate.
X-Files
7. The "Cigaratte Smoking Man" works part time as a clown. (That's right--a clown killed JFK and MLK!)
8. Sculley was really abducted by a group of rogue clowns, trained as helicopter pilots.
Pulp Fiction
9. A clown was the one who scratched Vincent Vega's car after he got it out of storage.
10. The briefcase: Yes, it was Marsellus Wallace's clown suit inside. (He had to keep that out of the wrong hands. Would you want everyone to know you were a clown?)
Usual Suspects
11. Keyser Soze = the devil = a clown.

[Cheyanne]

LOL.. and if you really need to take your agression out on a clown.... try this link....

http://www.ihateclowns.com/games.php

[skipthisone]

Being evil is what i love about clowns


"We all float down here!!!!!"

[Lilith]

you are gonna make STO break out the clown avs again:spin:

[Aqua]

Usual Suspects
Keyser Soze = the devil = a clown.

LMAO Too Funny...

Except someone once told me I look like Keyser Soze when my hair is down... :eek:

[Cheyanne]

Originally posted by Lilith
you are gonna make STO break out the clown avs again:spin:

OHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

:eek:

[Lilith]

/me flicks Mr. Penywisethisone on his big red nose;)

[skipthisone]

He thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts...He thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts...He thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts...He thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts...He thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts...He thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts...He thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts...He thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts...He thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts...

[Cheyanne]

*hangs my head in mock defeat... yes, I did unleash the beast....*

[BIBI]

Did anyone ever see the movie "KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE" ?

[skipthisone]

Great flick

[Cheyanne]

OMG! I did start something!!!

(Waits for that really big spider to appear as someone's av....)

[Steph]

And there are a pair of professional clowns on the TV show "The Amazing Race" and they're NOT FUNNY!

[babybunny]

Chey! Can I kill you now???? *covers eyes and runs under the bed and hides forever* :multi:

[BIBI]

BeWAre oF CoTtOn cAndY..........;)

[lakritze]

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Does this clown taste funny to you?

[BlueSwede]

Awwww...come on...you've got to love Homey the Clown from In Living Color. :heart: :bfly: :bday: :bday:

[ryker]

Cheyanne what have you done, this may never end, you do realize that don't you..........why o why o why

[Lilith]

I did a project for school on Coulrophhobia and used the lyrics from Insane Clown Posse as an example:o:o I got an A :p

cotton candy~ ICP

"One pussy licking coming up"

"What's your name handsome?"
"Well Claude Miss Virginia. A pleasure to see. Oh my you're all
naked to. Like Miss Marge. Are you going to suck the poison out too?"
"Do you know what's under my dress?"
"Well no ma'am I ain't never looked. Well a cock like I got
I guess."
"No Claude it's a nice big cunt."

My name is Shaggy but some call me Shaggy Balls
Cuz you can my ball sac hanging out my drawers
I wear short shorts, bitches stop and stare
Later on you see me parting through the cotton hair
I meet a bitch, I always gotta check and ask
How many corn dogs been to the cotton patch
And when I fuck bitches ass what I'm trying to do
My nuts is people, so I'm trying to stuff em in there too
Cotton Candy, it wasn't made for the mouth
You don't believe me, then take a look and then south
Rotten candy, is what you'll find without a doubt
I stick my wang in the cotton hole and then I'm out
Jump Steady, Rude Boy, and Nate the Mack
They huntin cotton and Shaggy Shagg know where it's at
So don't be stingy, there's more than one wicked clown
And, bitch, you got enough cotton here to go around
Now some bitches wanna go and shave the cotton off
Straight to the candy, I'm with it, I won't get lost
That's why I bring the clippers with me, they coming in handy
When you fuck around with the cotton candy

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, cotton candy, yeah, hey hey
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, she told me

My name is J, the kiddies call me genie pants
Cuz I can play the flute and make my dick start to dance
Like a snake, I make it shake, rattle and roll
And this year, my ball's made it to the Cotton Bowl
Unlike Shaggy, he's scared of the cotton pie
I ate so much cotton candy I got pink eye
I can remember the first time I had a taste
She pulled her panties down and stuffed her cotton in my face
I said, "your daddy's home", she said "so fucking what?"
I tried to take my dingaling and stick it in her butt
I tried to push it in, I couldn't turn it out
She said "Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth"
Oh shit, so what was I to do
Run like a bitch, or have the cotton stew
I thought for a second, then I said what the fuck
I ate so much cotton that my tongue came out her butt
Eewwww, bitch, I'll have another bowl
My boys had to come and get me cuz I lost control
On the way home, I had a new attitude
I'm like "hey, let's go eat some more pussy, dude"

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, cotton candy, yeah, hey hey
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, she told me

"Marge, you know where the money is. You get it and hold it for
Miss Vicki while I kiss her pussy."
"Sure, Claude, honey."
"Okay Claude, now before you kiss my pussy. Lick the insides of
my thighs. Here and here. Yes, it helps get pussy warm."
"Yes, ma'am"
"That's it, Claude, nice and slow. Oh, that's nice, Claude baby."

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, cotton candy, yeah, hey hey
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, she told me

"Nice and slow. Oh, that's nice, Claude baby. Oh God. Oh. Lick the
hairs of my pussy. Ohh-oh that's nice Clause. Keep licking. Huh uh
keep licking. Oh my pussy, come on, Claude."

"Go ahead and suck you bastard.
Oh lick it, oh! fuck! lick more
Suck it, suck it, suck motherfucker, suck!"

[Cheyanne]

Originally posted by ryker
Cheyanne what have you done, this may never end, you do realize that don't you..........why o why o why

I admit it...... i am evil.... :devil: