???????????????

[Vicious Tease]

How could I not?

[Winston77]

Should I print tickets?

[lusty1]

Is there enough time to advertise ?

[dicksbro]

You mean on radio and TV?

[Coaster]

How about just inviting Pixies?

[dicksbro]

Don't they watch TV or listen to radio?

[lusty1]

Don't you think that Pixies are basically like other people, but with better taste in friends and hobbies?

[dicksbro]

It would seem so, don't you think?

[lusty1]

Did you know one of my favorite things to think about is Pixies and the sexy flirty friends I've made here?

[Winston77]

Do you think that's such a good thing?

[lusty1]

You don't think it's anything more than friendly teasing do you?

[dicksbro]

Pixies wouldn't be the same without a bit of friendly teasing, would it?

[Vicious Tease]

What on earth would I do if I couldn't tease?

[Coaster]

Would you just then be Vicious?

[lusty1]

Do you think anyone would want to play here if teasing was prohibited?

[Vicious Tease]

Does anyone think banning it would actually stop us?

[lusty1]

Do you think a Pixie would ever break a rule?

[Coaster]

Wouldn't we rather all just crawl into bed with each other?

[lusty1]

Weren't we all going to push our mattresses together for a sleep-over some time back?

[Coaster]

Is there still interest?

[lusty1]

Isn't there always interest in Pixies getting together...especially when mattresses are involved?

[Coaster]

Would you like hot oil involved too?

[lusty1]

Couldn't we just work up some lubrication of our own?

[Coaster]

Don't you enjoy slip sliding over each other?

[lusty1]

Isn't that one of the greatest pleasures in life?

[dicksbro]

Pleasures like that are special, aren't they?

[lusty1]

What would our lives be without the simple pleasures?

[gekkogecko]

Should we forgo the complex pleasures?

[lusty1]

Would life be worth continuing with no pleasures at all?

[dicksbro]

One wouldn't think so, would one? (Notice the pseudo sophistication?)

[lusty1]

Wouldn't life be dull without any excitement?

[TheOverlord]

Could you handle 2 much excitment though?

[lusty1]

How would we know how much excitement is too much?

[Winston77]

Do you want to test it?

[lusty1]

I'm game...are you?

[TheOverlord]

Could you discribe what we would do?

[Lilith]

Well, what exactly did you have in mind?

[lusty1]

Could we just go with whatever comes up??

[Winston77]

It's up what do you think?

[lusty1]

Should we post a poll and ask the other Pixies their opinion?

[dicksbro]

You want the opinion of other Pixies on his pole?? :yikes:

... er ...

maybe I misunderstood. :(




:D

[gekkogecko]

DB, are you jealous of Winston's pole?

[lusty1]

Why would DB be jealous that Winston's from Poland?

[Coaster]

Winston's a Pole?

[Pita]

Doesn't that explain a lot about him? :D

[dicksbro]

Tess, how do you always manage to pick AV's that cause "Pole Formation?"

[lusty1]

Do you think she 's been hired to help promote Pixies Place fornication?

[Coaster]

Maybe so lusty, and you too?

[dicksbro]

Isn't that the truth? :boink:

[gekkogecko]

What is truth?

[Vicious Tease]

Isn't it stranger than fiction?

[lusty1]

Isn't "truth" a subjective term?

[dicksbro]

Can we get back to the subject of sex?

[elway1]

What sex?

[Winston77]

Does this mean there is no more?

[dicksbro]

Did we take time to say, "Hi, Elway1!!" and "Welcome to Pixies?"

[gekkogecko]

Who are you?

[dicksbro]

Who wants to know?

[Coaster]

Did she like it?

[lusty1]

Whats not to like?

[Coaster]

Wanna be next?

[lusty1]

Do you think I'd turn you down when you ask so politely?

[jseal]

How about a threesome?

[Coaster]

Wouldn't that be exciting?

[dicksbro]

Got room for one more?

[Vicious Tease]

Can we make that two more?

[dicksbro]

Doesn't this sound like real fun?

[gekkogecko]

Is there such a thing as too much fun?

[Vicious Tease]

Wouldn't you like to find out?

[GreenChef]

Wouldn't we all?

[Coaster]

Wouldn't the room smell.................................. exciting?

[lusty1]

Doesn't this situation sound a lot like the sleep-over we had talked about having before?

[Coaster]

Did you ever arrange the sleep over/under?

[lusty1]

Weren't we planning on pushing a bunch of mattresses together to form a large communal bed?

[Coaster]

Do you still want to do that?

[lusty1]

Do you think that I would make plans and then just back out?

[Coaster]

Did my invitation get lost?

[lusty1]

Weren't you the one helping make the plans on the "Conversation With a Twist" thread?

[Coaster]

Why don't we just hop onto the waterbed?

[lusty1]

Haven't you heard that I enjoy making waves?

[Coaster]

Wanna ride them?

[lusty1]

Will you be stiff as a board?

[Coaster]

Think you can ride it out?

[lusty1]

It isn't as dangerous as a tsunami is it?

[Coaster]

Doesn't it depend on the size of the quake?

[lusty1]

Will you help measure it's size and intensity?

[Coaster]

Wouldn't it be fun to just ride it to it's climax?

[Winston77]

How long will that take?

[lusty1]

Wouldn't that depend on how hard you worked at it?

[dicksbro]

I suppose it'd involve a lot of back and forth movement, wouldn't it?

[lusty1]

Wouldn't that be the most productive way to go about it?

[Pita]

Could you move up and down?

[gekkogecko]

Whom do you want to move up and down on, Tess?

[IowaMan]

If I wished really, really hard do you suppose she'd answer gg's question by saying, "IowaMan"? :wish:

[lusty1]

Would it help if I added my wishes in with yours?

[dicksbro]

What are you two talking about? :)

[lusty1]

Were we talking about something?

[IowaMan]

Would you believe that I forgot?

[dicksbro]

Asked a tough question, didn't I?

[gekkogecko]

Aren't all the questions here tough?

[Coaster]

They must be tough.... have you seen any of them answered yet?

[lusty1]

Don't you think most of the questions here could be considered "hard", as well as tough?

[IowaMan]

Is hard such a bad thing?

[lusty1]

Have you ever heard me complain about something being hard?

[IowaMan]

Do you complain loudly enough for me to hear you from about 2,000 miles away?

[lusty1]

Why would you think I complain at all?

[IowaMan]

Would you believe me if I said that I doubt you do complain often?

[lusty1]

Why do I think that if I DID complain, you lend a compassionate ear?

[IowaMan]

Would you mind if I lended you more than that?

[lusty1]

What if it takes me a long time to repay the favor?

[IowaMan]

Time doesn't really matter does it?

[lusty1]

Have you heard the old saying, "All we have is time" ?

[Coaster]

Can we put "Time in a Bottle"?

[dicksbro]

They put it in capsules, don't they?

[gekkogecko]

Would that be the easily-dissolvable gelatin capsules?

[lusty1]

Do they make them large enough to use as a time capsule?

[gekkogecko]

What other things are there that you like that also come in various sizes, Lusty1?

[lusty1]

Would you like to stop by so I can show you?

[jseal]

When would be convenient? :tongue:

[gekkogecko]

How far is it by trebuchet?

[dicksbro]

Does anyone know?

[lusty1]

What would one consider too far?

[IowaMan]

Is over the river and through the woods too far?

[dicksbro]

Are you going to grandma's house?

[gekkogecko]

Are we getting into a "sexiest grandma" contest?

[IowaMan]

Do you think the Bowflex grandma would have a shot at winning?

[lusty1]

What sort of things would be in the competition?

[IowaMan]

Should there be a swimsuit competition?

[lusty1]

Are you as afraid of seeing some of the Grannies in swimming suits as I am?

[IowaMan]

Don't think that would be a good idea?

[grl2naughty]

Why not?

[IowaMan]

Do you think I'd get too excited?

[grl2naughty]

Is the thought exciting?

[IowaMan]

Would you believe I'm very easily excited?

[grl2naughty]

Do you want me to believe that?

[IowaMan]

Don't you believe me?

[grl2naughty]

Should I believe you?

[IowaMan]

You don't think I'd lie do you?

[grl2naughty]

Would it be the first time?

[IowaMan]

Does the time I told you I had a 16 inch penis count?

[grl2naughty]

Are you sure its 16 inches?

[IowaMan]

Would you be disappointed with less than that?

[Eastern]

hmmm 16 inches.. oh my..
Giddy ap

[grl2naughty]

Would you believe, I wouldn't?

[IowaMan]

Can you believe that's probably a good thing?

[lusty1]

Do you know any women that could use all 16"?

[dicksbro]

Does seem like a bit much, doesn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Are we talking length or diameter?

[nwnnguy]

does it matter?

[lusty1]

I always say size doesn't matter, but don't you think in this case it would?

[gekkogecko]

Do you want it to matter, Lusty1?

[Winston77]

What do you think her answer will be?

[lusty1]

16", whether in length or girth, is far too large for me...is it too much for anyone else?

[dicksbro]

What would be your idea of an ideal length or girth?

[gekkogecko]

Shouldn't we skip the descriptions and just get to the sex?

[IowaMan]

Have we decided upon a time and place?

[lusty1]

Not to change the subject, but does anyone have any idea why it says I have 65,534 unread Private Messages in my inbox??

[IowaMan]

Does someone need to catch up on their PM's?

[lusty1]

Do you think I actually could have that many...it's some kind of joke, don't you think?

[Coaster]

I had that many a month ago... aren't you glad I forwarded them all to you?

[gekkogecko]

Lusty1, just how full is your box anyway?

[dicksbro]

Wow, couldn't that give everyone PMS (Private Mail Stress)?

[lusty1]

I just decided to pretend they're all from my fan club...pretty egotistical of me, don't you think?

[Coaster]

Do you have any idea how long it took me to type them?

[dicksbro]

No, how long?

[gekkogecko]

Are we back to the size theme again?

[Coaster]

Is there ever enough?

[lusty1]

Don't you think sometimes ANY amount is too much...or not enough?

[Coaster]

Would you show me your limits?

[dicksbro]

Can I watch?

[lusty1]

Will you be taking notes?

[Coaster]

Can't we just do it?

[imaginewithme]

Do what?

[lusty1]

Doesn't planning and forethought insure more positive results?

[Coaster]

Isn't being spontaneous more exciting?

[lusty1]

One can't plan spontenaity, can they?

[Coaster]

Isn't that the idea?

[imaginewithme]

Is there something you crave?

[Coaster]

Would feeling her lips lightly brush mine be asking for too much?

[dicksbro]

How did you get so lucky?

[Coaster]

Have you heard about the luck of the Irish?

[gekkogecko]

Are you actually Irish?

[dicksbro]

Do you mean physically or just in spirit?

[lusty1]

What is "spiritually Irish"?

[Coaster]

Is that like holding mass in a tavern?

[lusty1]

There usually is mass in taverns on Sundays isn't there?

[gekkogecko]

What was that about massive taverns?

[IowaMan]

Do they have better happy hour specials?

[lusty1]

Don't you just love the snacks they serve during "Happy Hour" at mass?

[dicksbro]

HOLY HICCUPS! Is that what it's called?

[gekkogecko]

DB, are you often stricken with hiccups?

[dicksbro]

Not usually, how about you?

[jseal]

Why ask?

[gekkogecko]

How else are you to know?

[dicksbro]

Might there be another way?

[jseal]

What do you suggest?

[dicksbro]

Could you just listen for them?

[gekkogecko]

Wouldn't you rather listen to the moans of Lilith's latest victim?

[lusty1]

Shouldn't we call them "volunteers", rather than victims?

[Coaster]

Aren't they just "moaners"?

[lusty1]

Did you know that sometimes I moan voluntarily...and other times involuntarily??? ;) :D

[Coaster]

Can you send me a recording of that^^^? :D

[lusty1]

What format would you like that in...or do you prefer video?

[dicksbro]

What formats do you have that in?

[gekkogecko]

Is it live...?

[Winston77]

Didn't you order the memorex?

[lusty1]

Was there a memo on ordering memorex?

[dicksbro]

What do you think?

[lusty1]

What's given you the impression that I think?

[dicksbro]

Isn't that sexy avatar a good sign?

[lusty1]

Do you mean the kind of sign used for advertisement purposes?

[Coaster]

Isn't that AV the cover of your video?

[lusty1]

Would you like me to autograph that video for you?

[dicksbro]

Would you do that for us?

[gekkogecko]

Would DB like to participate in a sex video with Lusty1?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't you?

[gekkogecko]

Shoudl we record an orgy?

[dicksbro]

Is that what you had in mind?

[lusty1]

Did you say you only want me for my mind?

[IowaMan]

Can't I have the entire lusty1 package?

[gekkogecko]

What other channels is that bundled with?

[lusty1]

Would you believe the package includes all of the adult channels PLUS Disney and Nickelodeon?

[Coaster]

Which button do I push for the adult channel?

[dicksbro]

Which one?

[IowaMan]

Hey, anybody seen Tess?

[lusty1]

Does she know which button turns on the adult programs?

[gekkogecko]

More importantly, has she forgotten how to push all of our buttons?

[IowaMan]

Should we PM her and let her know we need buttons pushed?

[dicksbro]

Didn't I just see a TT post in the General Chat forum from yesterday?

[gekkogecko]

DB, why don't you just up and admit you want to see lots of TTs?

[dicksbro]

Don't we all?

[Winston77]

Can you sign me up for that also?

[gekkogecko]

Didn't you register with Pixies for exactly that reason?

[dicksbro]

Is that what you thought?

[lusty1]

This isn't the Temperance Club?

[IowaMan]

Hey lusty1, have you been told yet today that you're sexy?

[lusty1]

Who would have told me that?

[IowaMan]

Aren't the men very observant out there?

[lusty1]

Do you mean here in Washington?

[IowaMan]

Could I have meant Iowa?

[lusty1]

Might you have meant fellow Pixies?

[IowaMan]

Would you believe I don't really know what I meant?

[lusty1]

Haven't you noticed that I rarely have a clue as to what is going on?

[IowaMan]

Marry me? :rofl:

[denny]

Would you believe that this is the first time I have seen you post?

[IowaMan]

Are you looking in my window?

[lusty1]

How else could you have been seen?

[dicksbro]

Could he have been on TV?

[gekkogecko]

Would that be the evening news?

[dicksbro]

Does anyone know the answer to that question?