Irish
09-03-2003, 10:35 AM
> > >
> > > > > I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of
a
> plan
> > > for
> > > > > peace. So, here's one plan:
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > 1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
> their
> > > > > affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere"
again.
> > > > >
> > > > > 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting
> with
> > > > > Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
there.
> We
> > > > would
> > > > > station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes
in
the
> > > > fence.
> > > > >
> > > > > 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together
and
> > > > leave.
> > > > > We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will
> be
> > > > > gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
where
> they
> > > are.
> > > > > France would welcome them.
> > > > >
> > > > > 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited
to
90
> > day
> > > > > visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation
> > > would
> > > > > be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself,
don't
> > > hide
> > > > > here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't
need
> any
> > > more
> > > > > cab drivers.
> > > > >
> > > > > 5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If
> they
> > > > don't
> > > > > attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
> > > > >
> > > > > 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient
energy
> > > wise.
> > > > > This will include developing non polluting sources of energy
but
> will
> > > > > require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The
> > > caribou
> > > > > will have to cope for a while.
> > > > >
> > > > > 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel
> > for
> > > > > their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
> > > > >
> > > > > 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world,
> we
> > > will
> > > > > not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
> rain,
> > > > cement
> > > > > or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets
> "lost"
> > or
> > > > is
> > > > > taken by their army. The people who need it most get very
little,
> > > anyway.
> > > > >
> > > > > 9a) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't
need
> > the
> > > > > spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a
good
> > > > homeless
> > > > > shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
> > > > >
> > > > > 9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
> > > > >
> > > > > 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no
> one
> > > can
> > > > > call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
> > > > >
> > > > > "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor,
your
> > > tired,
> > > > > your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling,
> 'You
> > > > want
> > > > > a piece of me?'"
> > > > >
> > > > > Robin Williams
> > > > > I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of
a
> plan
> > > for
> > > > > peace. So, here's one plan:
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > 1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
> their
> > > > > affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere"
again.
> > > > >
> > > > > 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting
> with
> > > > > Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
there.
> We
> > > > would
> > > > > station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes
in
the
> > > > fence.
> > > > >
> > > > > 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together
and
> > > > leave.
> > > > > We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will
> be
> > > > > gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
where
> they
> > > are.
> > > > > France would welcome them.
> > > > >
> > > > > 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited
to
90
> > day
> > > > > visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation
> > > would
> > > > > be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself,
don't
> > > hide
> > > > > here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't
need
> any
> > > more
> > > > > cab drivers.
> > > > >
> > > > > 5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If
> they
> > > > don't
> > > > > attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
> > > > >
> > > > > 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient
energy
> > > wise.
> > > > > This will include developing non polluting sources of energy
but
> will
> > > > > require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The
> > > caribou
> > > > > will have to cope for a while.
> > > > >
> > > > > 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel
> > for
> > > > > their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
> > > > >
> > > > > 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world,
> we
> > > will
> > > > > not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
> rain,
> > > > cement
> > > > > or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets
> "lost"
> > or
> > > > is
> > > > > taken by their army. The people who need it most get very
little,
> > > anyway.
> > > > >
> > > > > 9a) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't
need
> > the
> > > > > spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a
good
> > > > homeless
> > > > > shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
> > > > >
> > > > > 9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
> > > > >
> > > > > 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no
> one
> > > can
> > > > > call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
> > > > >
> > > > > "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor,
your
> > > tired,
> > > > > your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling,
> 'You
> > > > want
> > > > > a piece of me?'"
> > > > >
> > > > > Robin Williams