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Lilith
09-21-2003, 04:15 PM
How would Shakespeare insult you? (http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?)
BlondeCurlGirl
09-21-2003, 04:20 PM
Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold.

Taken from: Macbeth
Bopper
09-21-2003, 04:31 PM
[Thou] foul defacer of God's handiwork.

Taken from: Richard III
Lilith
09-21-2003, 04:33 PM
Thou cullionly tardy-gaited harpy!

Thou unmuzzled fat-kidneyed flax-wench! :D


[Thou art] open to incontinency.

Taken from: Hamlet
dm383
09-21-2003, 04:44 PM
O flesh, flesh, how art thou fishified.

Taken from: Romeo and Juliet


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Vigil
09-21-2003, 04:45 PM
A pox upon thee.

I will awhile uphold the unyoked humour of your idleness.........
Sharni
09-21-2003, 11:47 PM
Thou call'st thyself a hotter name than any is in hell.

Taken from: Macbeth

Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog!

Taken from: Richard III
dicksbro
09-22-2003, 05:18 AM
O teach me how I should forget to think.
Romeo & Juliet
Lilith
09-22-2003, 05:28 AM
Thou art a very ragged Wart.

Taken from: Henry IV, part 2

Thou mangled reeling-ripe flap-dragon!
dicksbro
09-22-2003, 05:31 AM
Take you me for a sponge? ... Hamlet

[Thou art] a man of wax. ... Romeo and Juliet

Thou mammering knotty-pated malt-worm!



(LOL ... is anyone else beginning to wonder why this is fun :confused: )
LixyChick
09-22-2003, 05:53 AM
[Thou art] relish'd of a base descent.)

Taken from: Pericles

I think it's fun cause I'm too stupid to know what the insults mean....db! LMAO! And....I just like to say Pericles......it rolls off my tongue!

(Thou frothy folly-fallen codpiece!) Say that 5 times fast!


OK....I'm stopping here...I really like this one! LOL!

(Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.)

Taken from: Romeo and Juliet
IAKaraokeGirl
09-22-2003, 06:45 AM
I think thou never wast where grace was said.

Taken from: Measure for Measure
Steph
09-22-2003, 12:15 PM
Thou art essentially a natural coward without instinct.

Taken from: Henry IV, part I
Lilith
09-22-2003, 12:29 PM
Such inordinate and low desires,
Such poor, such bare, such lewd, such mean attempts,
Such barren pleasures, rude society,
As thou art match'd withal, and grafted to!

Taken from: Henry IV, part I
WildIrish
09-22-2003, 01:03 PM
Idol of idiot-worshippers!

Taken from: Troilus and Cressida
dicksbro
09-22-2003, 06:11 PM
O, [thou art] as tedious as a tired horse, a railing wife, Worse than a smoky house. Henry IV, part I

Thou art so leaky that we must leave thee to thy sinking. Antony and Cleopatra

Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon! Timon of Athens



These are so great. I can't imagine coming up with so many. Now was he the "Bard" or the "Barb?"
lakritze
09-22-2003, 06:30 PM
Thou art the best o' th'Cut Throats...From Macbeth....
darogle
09-23-2003, 12:19 AM
Thou unmuzzled rump-fed foot-licker!

(funny, but that's kinda how I see myself too! LOL)
Lilith
09-23-2003, 05:18 AM
Originally posted by darogle
Thou unmuzzled rump-fed foot-licker!

(funny, but that's kinda how I see myself too! LOL)


That sounds like a compliment to me;)
Scarlett
09-23-2003, 11:50 AM
[Thou art] a fusty nut with no kernel!

Taken from: Troilus and Cressida
Aqua
09-23-2003, 12:00 PM
Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.

Taken from: Romeo and Juliet


If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.

Taken from: The Two Gentlemen of Verona
Summer
10-29-2003, 01:51 PM
Thy lips rot off!

Taken from: Timon of Athens
Lilith
10-29-2003, 01:55 PM
[Thou art] as fat as butter.

Taken from: Henry IV, part I

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Must have been the candybars:p
Lilith
10-29-2003, 01:58 PM
I love this one....


Thou art some fool, I am loath to beat thee.

Taken from: Cymbeline
lexi
10-31-2003, 09:31 AM
How poor are they that have not patience! ~ Shakespeare
FussyPucker
10-31-2003, 09:32 AM
I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!

Taken from: Henry IV, part 2

I still think "Fuck Off" says it much better :)
nikki1979
10-31-2003, 10:24 AM
Thou ruttish ill-nurtured coxcomb!

~nikki~

ps, whats a coxcomb??????
LixyChick
10-31-2003, 10:45 AM
[A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen as you are toss'd with.]

*Well....I've always said I'd rather cut my spleen out with a shrimp fork than ____________ (fill in the blank)!*

[Thou roguish malmsey-nosed skainsmate!]

*OMG! Anyone who knows me well.....(all my real "names".....married and maiden)....will totally understand why I kept this insult! And WTF is a skainsmate???????*

[Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.]

*Oh shit! I don't recall ever reading this line!!!! You can have this one Lil......I think it suits you.....whilst in thy dungeon! ROFLMFAO!*
Lilith
10-31-2003, 10:51 AM
"Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting, it is a most sharp sauce. "

Taken from: Romeo and Juliet

"Thou art unfit for any place but hell."

Taken from: Richard III

I'll take both of those:D
BIBI
10-31-2003, 01:03 PM
"Make haste shrew, fucketh thyself " ;)

-taken from musings by BIBI :)
paprclphd
10-31-2003, 01:15 PM
Thou art so leaky that we must leave thee to thy sinking.

Taken from: Antony and Cleopatra


Who knew Shakespeare was such a mean ass?