HUH??? --->Misheard lyrics<--

[Lovediva]

If you know of any...post'em!

Here is one I giggle to all the time....





"Bad Moon Rising" CCR.

Don't go round tonight,
Well,it's bad to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise.


What you hear is...


Don't go round tonight,
Well,it's bad to take your life
There's a bathroom on the right.

[babybunny]

At a Teen Challenge Center:

Group of Teens Singing "Our God Reigns"

Inspector comes in hears it and says, "Why what a motivational song. I love that 'We've Got Brains' "!

[Lilith]

Hendrix's "Kiss the Sky"

heard as "excuse me while I kiss this guy";)

[Aqua]

Oh... I have a few...

In Zeppelin's Misty Mountain Hop...

"Hey please, Would we care"
I heard, 'Hey please, whoopie cat.'

The Stones Jumpin' Jack Flash

"I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag"
I heard 'I was raised by two bears splitin' hay'

And I heard a lady on the radio that heard The Beatles' "Paperback Writer" as 'Change the back right tire'

[Lilith]

Benny and the Jets~

misheard~ "she's got electric boobs"

[BigBear57]

There's one I still laugh one at my daughter came up with. We were riding and I had a CD with a lot of different MP3's I'd burned. A Robert Cray song came on and the line is.... "I'm gonna buy me a ticket outta here" My beloved child looked at me with that silly ass grin of hers and asked me... "Why's he gonna buy a chicken outta here?" I still laugh every time I hear it.

[hellsbells]

Ok. This isn't from a song but a saying a friends father used to say.

I heard:-
deary deary me, a butchers life for a tree

should have heard:-
deary deary me, a butcher life or a tree

Or was it the other way round???? damn, (or should I be saying dang now?) I'm still confused, cos neither make sense... ?*$?/@~

LOL ... Thats the brits for yer!!

[MilkToast]

Originally posted by Lovediva
If you know of any...post'em!

Here is one I giggle to all the time....

"Bad Moon Rising" CCR.

Don't go round tonight,
Well,it's bad to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise.


What you hear is...


Don't go round tonight,
Well,it's bad to take your life
There's a bathroom on the right.

he he he... I guess that's two things that get heard wrong... I am 90% sure that the lyrics are:

"Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise."

:D:p:D

[Scarecrow]

Bad Moon Rising
I see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightning.
I see bad times today.

[Chorus:]
Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise.

I hear hurricanes ablowing.
I know the end is coming soon.
I fear rivers over flowing.
I hear the voice of rage and ruin.

[Chorus]

All right!

Hope you got your things together.
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
Looks like we're in for nasty weather.
One eye is taken for an eye.

[Chorus]

[Chorus]

[LixyChick]

Can't help it......when I hear The BeeGees (waits till all the laughter stops) "More than a woman".....I hear....."Bald headed woman"! Just listen..you'll hear it too!

When I hear Barry Mailow's (sits down and taps foot till the second round of laughter stops)....."Looks like we made it".....I hear......"Looks like tomatoes"

OK...just try and turn that dial next time one of these songs is on.......you'll find yourself listening to be sure I wasn't just pulling your leg!

[darogle]

Instead of Steve Miller singing "Big ol' jet airliner" I had a freind in high school who used to swear it was "pig on a jet had a light on"........I don't even know what the hell that means! ROFL

[Eliza]

Originally posted by darogle
Instead of Steve Miller singing "Big ol' jet airliner" I had a freind in high school who used to swear it was "pig on a jet had a light on"........I don't even know what the hell that means! ROFL


lol..That's okay Darogle...I thought it said..."Big old Jed and the Night Owls..." lol..I have no idea why...that's just what I heard.
~Eliza

[babybunny]

Lixy~ If you can find the song "Bald Women" By Johnny Q. Public I think you would like. ;)

[BlueSwede]

In the song "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" by the Tokens, I thought they were saying, "My weiner's wet, my weiner's wet." But they were saying:

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)


In "The Twist" by Chubby Checkers, I thought he was saying, "Come on little bitch and do the twist." But he was saying, "Come on little miss and do the twist."