AGE difference

[Irish]

> Thirty years difference...
>
> 1973: Long hair
> 2003: Longing for hair
>
> 1973: The perfect high
> 2003: The perfect high yield mutual fund
>
> 1973: KEG
> 2003: EKG
>
> 1972: Acid rock
> 2003: Acid reflux
>
> 1973: Moving to California because it's cool
> 2003: Moving to California because it's warm
>
> 1973: Growing pot
> 2003: Growing pot belly
>
> 1973: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
> 2003: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>
> 1973: Seeds and stems
> 2003: Roughage
>
> 1973: Killer weed
> 2003: Weed killer
>
> 1973: Hoping for a BMW
> 2003: Hoping for a BMW
>
> 1973: The Grateful Dead
> 2003: Dr. Kevorkian
>
> 1973: Going to a new, hip joint
> 2003: Receiving a new hip joint
>
> 1973: Rolling Stones
> 2003: Kidney Stones
>
> 1973: Being called into the principal's office
> 2003: Calling the principal's office
>
> 1973: Screw the system
> 2003: Upgrade the system
>
> 1973: Disco
> 2003: Costco
>
> 1973: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
> 2003: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
>
> 1973: Passing the drivers' test
> 2003: Passing the vision test (Amen!)
>
> 1973: Whatever
> 2003: Depends

[PantyFanatic]

LMAO:D

Verry good Irish...................... and too true.;)

[Sharni]

LMAO

[dicksbro]

Good one, Irish. :D

A lot of them do ring pretty true.

[jseal]

Irish,

Ouch!

[WildIrish]

Damn Irish, thanks for the buzzkill! ha ha

Once, a couple of years ago, I heard the doorbell ring and ran to the door while talking the whole way. We usually leave our front door open, and when I came around the corner I saw our neighbor standing in our mudroom. I was suprised to see him and said "Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else." to which he replied "I used to be."

Truer words were never spoken!

[BigBear57]

Nothing makes you more aware of your age than to see a pretty young thing somewhere and find out you remember her Mom or Dad from school.... several years BEHIND you.

[Irish]

BigBear57---Don't laugh,that has happened to me,at a marina
& at an auto parts warehouse.I went to another auto parts ware-
house.An aquaintence of mine was there.His father was visiting
him.It turned out that his father,was on my work crew,at a Work
Boat manufacturer.I had smoked pot with his father,when we were"sea trialing"a newly built boat & never realised that they were related!Needless to say,I didn't tell him ANYTHING that his
father & I had done together! Irish
P.S.When we finished a boat,we took it on a maiden voyage to
check the shaft bearings,etc.These voyages were called "Sea Trials."

[BigBear57]

Oh Irish, I'm not laughing. It's definitely happened to me and in an oh so not funny way. I was almost flirting with a beauty in the grocery one day and after a few smiles and glances between us I walked into an old friend I hadn't seen in years. We talked and I almost choked when the beauty came up and hugged him and asked "Daddy can we get some ice creme with the movies?"

[vampeyes]

Too funny Irish :D