Advice for the youth of America

[CunningLinguist]

Here we go. I only wish that this was the speech at my high school graduation, and not some boring bullshit about how the dipshit owner of a chain of What he Laughly Passes as Mexican Resturants overcame his illiteracy and dropping out of high school to become a multi-millionaire becuase of hard work.

Fuck Now (http://www.jaypinkerton.com/fucknow.html)

[gekkogecko]

And what are the chances that would ever be allowed past the first sentence at a high school graduation ceremony?

Zero, if even that high.

[scotzoidman]

It's good advice, tho... a little short on the safety issue, but kids today oughta know that part already...

& good barbeque advice at the end too...