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imalikalotapuss
02-09-2005, 12:00 PM
You know you are getting older when you are diagnosed with tennis elbow, and you dont even play tennis. Always heard of it, but thought it was an old man's disease. Well, i guess that is me..i have a full blown case of tennis elobow, and have had since August of last year?! Since it was just diagnosed, after all this time i may have to have surgery. Now, if this isnt a sign of old age i dont know what is..Oh well..lol :bang:
blkcat
02-09-2005, 12:25 PM
When the cops look like kids,
And your mind makes promises,your body can't keep
WildIrish
02-09-2005, 12:43 PM
I can't help but notice that the time frame in which you were stricken with tennis elbow somewhat coincides with your starting...
This Thread (http://pixies-place.com:81/forums/showthread.php?t=20952)
Hmmmmm....makes ya think, huh? :D
gekkogecko
02-09-2005, 01:08 PM
We're not getting older. We're just getting more senile.
Sharni
02-09-2005, 01:29 PM
You know you are getting older when you are diagnosed with tennis elbow, and you dont even play tennis. Always heard of it, but thought it was an old man's disease. Well, i guess that is me..i have a full blown case of tennis elobow, and have had since August of last year?! Since it was just diagnosed, after all this time i may have to have surgery. Now, if this isnt a sign of old age i dont know what is..Oh well..lol :bang:
I don't play tennis either but have had tennis elbow *LOL*
Its an injury as far as i know and does not really on ald age to appear
IAKaraokeGirl
02-09-2005, 01:36 PM
Funny that this should come up. Kleclere and I spent the weekend in Kentucky with my sister and her roommate. My sister, her roommate and I happened to be at Waffle House at 2:30 Sunday morning :D when this girl...probably 18ish or so, came in and was talking to the woman behind the counter. We all just kind of looked at her, as it was about 25 degrees outside, and this chick was wearing a tube top and jeans--no coat. After she left, my sister and I looked at each other and were talking about how she was dressed and how cold it was, blah, blah, blah...when I realized something. I stopped in the middle of my sentence and very gravely told my sister...
...OMG, when comfort is more important than being sexy...that means we're OLD. :D
Irish
02-09-2005, 02:06 PM
You realize,that you're getting older,when your YOUNGEST daughter,has her
35th birthday,as mine did a few weeks ago! Irish
imalikalotapuss
02-09-2005, 02:23 PM
I can't help but notice that the time frame in which you were stricken with tennis elbow somewhat coincides with your starting...
This Thread (http://pixies-place.com:81/forums/showthread.php?t=20952)
Hmmmmm....makes ya think, huh? :D
WildIrish...LMAO, i wished that had something to do with..then i wouldnt think that i was so old...just used..LOL
What next Viagra?? :eek:
tgisober
02-09-2005, 02:48 PM
I hear ya Irish...my son will be 21 in March!!
My youger son will be 18 in June.
God I miss high school,can I go back?!
WildIrish
02-09-2005, 02:51 PM
WildIrish...LMAO, i wished that had something to do with..then i wouldnt think that i was so old...just used..LOL
What next Viagra?? :eek:
If so...make damn sure you're gonna get lucky before you take it!
On the bright side, you won't have to worry about rolling out of bed! :D
flutelady
02-09-2005, 04:05 PM
Not only do the cops look like kids, but the doctors do too... *sigh*
Oh well- on the upside, I'm hornier than I ever was when I was younger, so it's all good!
imalikalotapuss
02-09-2005, 05:29 PM
If so...make damn sure you're gonna get lucky before you take it!
On the bright side, you won't have to worry about rolling out of bed! :D
:rofl: I guess it is a good thing i dont have a wrist ailment!!! :D
PantyFanatic
02-09-2005, 05:33 PM
You know you're getting older when you get to hide your own easter eggs. :dizzy:
blkcat
02-09-2005, 07:30 PM
When you have to explain to a member of thr opposite sex,
that you are Old not Dead
LixyChick
02-10-2005, 05:51 AM
Sorry to hear about your pain imalikalotapuss!
LMAO@all you guys! And blkcat? You might even go as far as explaining you are old...but not a member of The Grateful Dead!
ROFLMFAO!
*picturing PF hiding his eggs...and forgetting where he left them!*
You know your getting older when the word "depends" begins to bring about a scary thought.
Also when someone calls you ma'am for the first time.
When that "ache" you wake up with in the morning is an arthritic knee
And finally you know your getting older when memories from 40 years ago are fresh in your mind and what you did yesterday is gone forever....
sodaklostsoul
02-10-2005, 09:38 AM
Lixy PF can't forget where he hides his eggs.....he puts them in with his panties!!
imalikalotapuss
02-11-2005, 10:36 PM
You know you are gettin old when,
you find a grey pubic hair!!!! :eek:
Lilith
02-11-2005, 11:32 PM
You know you are gettin old when,
you find a grey pubic hair!!!! :eek:
*whispers* another added bonus to staying smooth ;)
imalikalotapuss
02-11-2005, 11:37 PM
*whispers* another added bonus to staying smooth ;)
Excellent point..just need help getting it that way! ;)
imaginewithme
02-13-2005, 12:27 PM
YOu're telling someone that the reason your auto insurance isn't so expensive is because you're so much older than them. :(
flutelady
02-13-2005, 01:32 PM
You know you're getting older when you've got "salt and pepper" eyebrows! :rolleyes2
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