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Uncle Silky
02-15-2005, 09:49 AM
...who do i hafta fuck in which hole to get a "Welcome back, you bomb-ass honky!"?
Aqua
02-15-2005, 09:54 AM
Hot damn! Welcome back Silky!!

As far as who and which hole... I'll leave that to committee.

Good to see ya! :D
WildIrish
02-15-2005, 10:06 AM
I'd happily offer up a "Welcome back you bomb ass honky" in exchange for not getting fucked in any hole! :D
Uncle Silky
02-15-2005, 10:10 AM
I'd happily offer up a "Welcome back you bomb ass honky" in exchange for not getting fucked in any hole! :D



no dice, man. it's how i roll. but i'll let you pick the hole.
WildIrish
02-15-2005, 10:21 AM
no dice, man. it's how i roll. but i'll let you pick the hole.

Ok, if I must. I'll pick.....














Aqua's :D
jseal
02-15-2005, 10:23 AM
Uncle Silky,

Welcome back you bomb ass honky!

You may now have you choice of WildIrish's holes.

:D
sodaklostsoul
02-15-2005, 10:29 AM
:rofl:

Looks like the fun is starting!

Welcome back........from this not so new newbie!
WildIrish
02-15-2005, 10:35 AM
:yikes:
Stolen Kisses
02-15-2005, 10:59 AM
Welcome back from a newbie.




Barb :)
Uncle Silky
02-15-2005, 11:13 AM
i activate my power to monopolize and choose ALL holes! take one for the gimper!
Neige
02-15-2005, 12:17 PM
Welcome back :D
Aqua
02-15-2005, 01:25 PM
Say, I think you should start a website...

Gimp or Pimp!

Although I do believe there should be an option 'C'... Both. :D

*prepares to be gimp-slapped*
Sharni
02-15-2005, 01:37 PM
Welcome back
Scarecrow
02-15-2005, 01:50 PM
Welcome back Uncle Silky
darogle
02-15-2005, 02:06 PM
Welcome back! :D
Lilith
02-15-2005, 02:09 PM
Hey Silky, glad to see ya!
Master Scribe
02-15-2005, 04:22 PM
I bid you Greetings and a warm hardy welcome back Silk>>>>>>>>.
However all holes are now under protection of the Hole-listic federation and have been placed in a state of temporary suspension for minor restoration.
sodaklostsoul
02-15-2005, 05:42 PM
Lmao.....so does that mean there is a "Do Not Enter" sign because of constructon!!^^^^
fzzy
02-15-2005, 06:21 PM
WB Uncle Silky ... your unique honky backside has been missed and you are always a sore site for eyes ... errrrr, I mean .... LOL!
Oldfart
02-15-2005, 07:26 PM
I'll settle for a schooner of Drambuie.

Welcome back you bomb ass honky!
BigBear57
02-15-2005, 07:48 PM
Welcome back Unc, c'mon in and bring on the BS
TinTennessee
02-15-2005, 08:54 PM
I have no idea who you are, but welcome back anyway and I want pics of you and Aqua....:rofl:
scotzoidman
02-16-2005, 02:50 AM
TT, you might need to dig back into the archives to discover the true nature of the silky one...suffice it to say, he's far too close for comfort, & I heartily recommend you lock up the silverware & hide the children & small furry critters...

...just when you thought it was safe to go back to pervin'... ;)
Loulabelle
02-16-2005, 03:10 AM
Welcome back Uncle Silky! :D
dicksbro
02-16-2005, 03:13 AM
Welcome back, Uncle Silky. You've been missed. Just the other day, I heard someone say, "Where'd we put ol' Uncle Silky?"

Anyway, glad to see ya' again!
Uncle Silky
02-16-2005, 03:47 AM
TT, you might need to dig back into the archives to discover the true nature of the silky one...suffice it to say, he's far too close for comfort, & I heartily recommend you lock up the silverware & hide the children & small furry critters...

...just when you thought it was safe to go back to pervin'... ;)



you know you fuckin love me, scotty. admit it!





so what've i missed, kids? fill a hillbilly in.
Oldfart
02-16-2005, 03:59 AM
Scotz,

It's more fun watching the newbies playing hopscotch in the minefield.

So long as we're there to catch them (or at least their component parts).
Cabrylla
02-16-2005, 04:04 AM
actually took time away from my busy busy schedule to stop in and say welcome back you monkey spanking hillbilly...when you get filled in let me know and you can fill me in :hippy:
Uncle Silky
02-16-2005, 04:05 AM
pfft. you can do better than that, ya cooze!
Uncle Silky
02-16-2005, 04:09 AM
wait... *scrolls up....*



*gimpslaps Aqua* a-HA! almost slipped it by me.
Master Scribe
02-16-2005, 07:05 AM
of course it has a sign Sodaklostsoul......and a little sign carrier as welll..LOL
kathy1
02-16-2005, 08:25 AM
you know you fuckin love me, scotty. admit it!





so what've i missed, kids? fill a hillbilly in.


welcome home from another not so new newbie.....a hillbilly, huh??? Hot Damn!!!! A hillbilly and a redneck....nowwww thissss jessss might get good!!!!
Cheyanne
02-16-2005, 07:34 PM
Welcome back you ''ol smooth talker you... :x:
scotzoidman
02-17-2005, 02:06 AM
you know you fuckin love me, scotty. admit it!

Like I fuckin love an ingrown hair on my back where I can't reach it...



so what've i missed, kids? fill a hillbilly in.

Well, let's see....in the beginning, God created Heaven & Earth...or would you prefer I skip ahead a little?
sodaklostsoul
02-17-2005, 11:55 PM
of course it has a sign Sodaklostsoul......and a little sign carrier as welll..LOL
Well a sign carrier is a good thing!! :devilish:
osuche
02-18-2005, 12:48 PM
So...How long will you be staying this time??? :D :p :D
Uncle Silky
02-18-2005, 03:35 PM
as long as the PCP supply holds out, i'll be around. when it's gone, i'll be off into the night again, collectin hobo scalps to trade in for cash to fuel my various habits.