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gekkogecko
02-17-2006, 12:05 AM
But I'd like to get his personal opinion on this story:

http://www.mwci.net/readarticle.pl?D8FP9OV83.html
easyman67
02-17-2006, 05:39 AM
Hey Geico, I mean Gecko. . Just my two cents worth. I'm not a lawyer but have been fucked over by them in two divorces. I think it is pretty clear from the article. The sheep was injured. If she was laying back in a teddy smoking that would be one thing but it is clear. He should be registered on the sheep fucker registry at the very least. I wonder if the farmer has AFLAC?? :D :D :eek: :eek:
dicksbro
02-17-2006, 06:23 AM
AFLAC?












That quacks me up.
PantyFanatic
02-17-2006, 08:42 AM
....Haynes has prior convictions for burglary, home invasion and uttering and publishing, and was on parole ......

Does that mean the cows are in danger too? :confused:
gekkogecko
02-17-2006, 10:33 AM
Does that mean the cows are in danger too?


No, that would be "Uddering".


I know, but someone had to say it.
WildIrish
02-17-2006, 10:35 AM
Haynes said he is not a violent person and would not assault children.

"The prosecutor is being real hard on me for what I did," he said. "But I should not be treated as a child molester."




The answer is simple if you stick to the facts.


How old was the sheep? If the sheep was young...yes, you should be treated as a child molester.
gekkogecko
02-17-2006, 10:39 AM
See, I *knew* I could count on you to get to the esential details of the case, WI! Thanks!
WildIrish
02-17-2006, 02:39 PM
:D

Anytime!


The unanswered question is...how did the farmer discover that his sheep had been violated.


And is anyone else thinking of "Shephard's Pie"? lmfao
Booger
02-17-2006, 03:47 PM
Good thing he didn't try to run or they would have got him for being on the lamb too.
RandyGal
02-17-2006, 03:50 PM
Good thing he didn't try to run or they would have got him for being on the lamb too.


Oh that was so baaaaaaaaad!! :p









*cough* baaaaaaaad, get it? *wild snerking*


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WildIrish
02-17-2006, 03:58 PM
roflmfaopmplolbbq!!!
RandyGal
02-17-2006, 03:59 PM
roflmfaopmplolbbq!!!



I got the roflmfao but what's the pmplolbbq? Please 'splain dat to me Lucy! :D


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WildIrish
02-17-2006, 05:17 PM
I got the roflmfao but what's the pmplolbbq? Please 'splain dat to me Lucy! :D


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PissMyPantsLaughOutLoud.....Bar-B-Q :D
dicksbro
02-17-2006, 05:49 PM
Now this may explain the whole thing ...

You see, there were these two sheep herders flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.

SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!

SH2: What about the sheep ?!?

SH1: Fuck the sheep !!!!

SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?

The guy just forgot to mention the part about the plane. :rolleyes:
wyndhy
02-17-2006, 05:55 PM
And is anyone else thinking of "Shephard's Pie"? lmfao
i just gagged a little.
WildIrish
02-17-2006, 05:56 PM
i just gagged a little.


It's an acquired taste. :D
wyndhy
02-17-2006, 05:56 PM
and....a litlle more.

:p
sodaklostsoul
02-17-2006, 06:34 PM
Can't pull the wool over your eyes!!!
RandyGal
02-17-2006, 07:18 PM
Now this may explain the whole thing ...

You see, there were these two sheep herders flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.

SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!

SH2: What about the sheep ?!?

SH1: Fuck the sheep !!!!

SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?

The guy just forgot to mention the part about the plane. :rolleyes:


Oh

Mah

Gawd

LMAO a wonderfully wooley joke dicksbro. :D
easyman67
02-18-2006, 04:54 AM
Ok kids. After having more time to think this through, I feel that we need to perhaps contact a specialist firm like you see the ads on tv. I Googled Sheep Fucking Injuries at work yesterday and I am going to call the law firm of Bender, Roper and Raper, and get their professional opinion on this case. This guy can claim all that he wants that he is not a threat to children but something just does not smell right about this. Ewe know what I mean?? His name sounds familiar and I think he may just be the same guy that crossed the road because his dick was stuck in the chicken. :eek: :eek:
Steph
02-18-2006, 08:49 AM
I got the roflmfao but what's the pmplolbbq? Please 'splain dat to me Lucy! :D



A friend of mine would often write "OMGWTFBBQ?" because it just looked funny. A 'net abbreviation system gone insane so adding a BBQ makes it look weirder/funnier.

It's hard to explain, RandyGal! :D
sodaklostsoul
02-18-2006, 04:56 PM
LOL @ easyman!!!
easyman67
02-19-2006, 06:37 AM
This is no laughing matter Sodak!! After now doing more research, I have realized that Bender, Roper and Raper are really not qualified to handle a case as impotant as this. After what this sick fucker did to this poor, defensless sheep and that road crossing chicken, I realize that we need to bring out the big guns on this. Tuesday morning I am going to call Washington and get the very best. YES!! I am going to call George Bush's personal law firm, Dewey, Cheatem and Howe!! I mean. What is next for this perverted bastard? He'll probably take the very eggs that the chicken came from and...BEAT THEM!!! We cannot stand for this kind of behavior any longer. Think of it. Even worse than any of this...he'll probably run for congress!!! And win by a landslide!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: