Crazy Fun

[legend]

Tell us you stories of things you did just because you thought it would be fun to do at the time. It may have been funny, crazy or dangerous.


Here's mine:
The other night I coloured all my nails with black felt pen, just because I thought it would be something to do. My nieces thought it was funny.

[Dominatra]

I think I get my craziest when I'm out dancing at clubs -- once I was on too much tequila and dancing on the stage in a really hot outfit, and I just had the urge to get crazy so i took off my shirt and was left in a see-through bra and tight little bootie shorts and instead of the bouncers freaking out they cheered me on!! soon, lots of people in the crowd started taking off clothes and people were topless and just gettin crazy -- it was so wild!!!

[sadora]

A long time ago, I had sex on a billboard. It was at night... we climbed up there on a narrow platform, and went at it. Was a crazy experience!! I am scared of heights, so it was dangerous enough for me.

[Aqua]

Hmmm, I've climbed up on a billboard, but never had sex up there! So let's see... crazy... well, I rode on top of a car that was driving down a busy highway. Laying down holding on to the sides... :eek:

[Lovediva]

Hmmm...I have done alot...heehee...But the first thing that comes to mind is bowling in a skirt, with no underwear during our weekly house league game...No wonder the wives won't talk to me anymore!!:D :D

It was really hot that day.....heehee.....that's my story and I am sticking to it!! :D :D

[quisath]

well.......................I once rode a horse bareback with only my underware and Boots on. Dayummmmmmmm horse got spooked and took off a running like a bat outta Hell. I wound up falling off and skinned the heck out of my Ass. Ouchhhh
If I would have stopped showing off I'd have more meat back there. :) (yep............the Q has butt)

[PantyFanatic]

...while sitting by the fountain at the mall. A young dude with more metal in his face than my car has in the dashboard sat down next to me.:confused: I was starring at his spiked out hair of red, blue, green, orange and whatever, when he self-consciously asked “What’s the matter old man?:o You never did nothing crazy?”:mad: I told him “Oh yeah, once I got drunk and fucked a parrot.:rolleyes: Was just wondering if you’re my kid?”:D

[RandyGal]

:p :p :D :p

[Lilith]

LMAO@PF:D

I once filled my car (inside and out), and smothered myself with the flesh of a zillon smashed watermelons. It was a goofy practical joke..... I had seeds everywhere not to mention the pain of cleaning my car.....the only reward was being licked clean afterward :p I have been known to go a hair too far to pull off a good joke:D

[Grumble]

PF thats the funniest story I have heard for yonks - made my day, thanks buddy

crazy things well I have done my share probably te funniest was the way me and some friends fixed up the Tumbarumba tearer.
I was an apprentice in the air force at the Wagga Wagga training base. Our accommodation blocks were only about 10 metres away from the railway line. The rail motor from Tumbarumba to Wagga passed through the base a few times a day the first being 5 am. Trains have to sound their horns approaching a road crossing but the driver of the train started to blow his for a full half mile before the crossing waking up about 500 of us up.

about 6 apprentices(including apprentice Grumble) decided to do something about it. so we all went to work and 'liberated' some grease. We got up about 4 am and greased the tracks for about 500 yards or so.

along came the train with its smart arse driver and slid to a halt right in front of the barracks and we turned the fire hoses on it.
The dirver got out and started yelling at us and got hit simultaneously with 3 high powered jets of water and was sent flying over the side of the embankment. He was a sight and it was a 10 foot drop. Strangley no one else decided to get out of the train LOL.
They had to get a crew out to get the train going again and we got into a lot of trouble, confined to base for a month. But it was worth it. The driver had concussion and bruised ribs and went off in an ambulance. The NSW railways investigated and the driver got into the shit for deliberately creating a nuisance and we never had any trouble with the train again

[sadora]

I am still giggling to myself after reading P/F's story!! Too much!!

I do "crazy" things all the time with my kids. I'm the kind of mom who is strict... but when it's time to have fun, I'm the one that starts it! I dance in Disney World parades, take them to concerts that most parents wouldn't like.... the last crazy thing I did was participate in the Slime Time Live T.V. show about a month ago.
Twisted and I took our youngest son. They asked for volenteers to go onstage. My son and I were raising our hands and yelling... people were looking at us funny, but we got on the stage! I had to stick my head out of a donkey cut out, and bray like a donkey while the kids were blindfolded and had to aim at me with pies. There were 3 kids, I got three pies! We won, and I had alot of fun!

[horseman12]

craziest, me and a friend were dj'ing at a club, everything was set on a small stage well i guess the atmosphere and booze got the better of us, he dared me to expose myself on stage so i dared him,,,,,,,,,,,,,,we did, although in a sober stsae of mind would not do it again i did get lucky that night, so maybe the end justifies the means................it was still crazy

[Steph]

Originally posted by pantyfanatic
“Oh yeah, once I got drunk and fucked a parrot.:rolleyes: Was just wondering if you’re my kid?”:D

You're soooooooo lucky you told this anecdote before you knew the colours I put in my hair today!! :):cool:

[Steph]

I was living in a really small town when the only good band ever to play there showed up - Fishbone!

They were ranting their political shite on stage and get funky with it . . . people from bigger towns actually drove in to see them but the crowd still wouldn't dance to their funkalicious beats . . . they asked women to go on stage and dance and they had some really conservative women up there so I finally went up to show them crazy. The bass player had one long dread on his head that he used as a penis (shall we say).

Here's a pic of him (before he had one dread only)[/B][/QUOTE]

That is his hair!

[dicksbro]

I'm still wondering PF ... how did he answer? :D :D



I remember one time having a bit too much to drink. I was talking to a friend ... we got done ... said good-bye ... turned around ... and walked into the wall.


Ouch.

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by Steph
You're soooooooo lucky you told this anecdote before you knew the colours I put in my hair today!! :):cool: Maybe you're my daughter.:eek:

Why don't I have fatherly feelings for you? :lust:

[Irish]

I once disguised myself as a parrot & seduced PF(wasn't very hard),but he was a premature ejaculature(sp?)! Irish
P.S.Actually,I have done so many crazy things that people have
told me that I should write a book!It used to be that if I thought,
that it would be fun,I did it!Consequences be damned!Hopefully,I
have more sense now!

[Steph]

Originally posted by pantyfanatic
Maybe you're my daughter.:eek:

Why don't I have fatherly feelings for you? :lust:

I'll make you feel more "friendly" towards me - I'm not wearing panties!!!!!!!!!!!!:p

[Nubian]

Originally posted by Steph
.....I'm not wearing panties!!!!!!!!!!!!:p


Aiieeee Karrramba!!!:hot:

[Grumble]

well PF wont like Steph not wearing panties at all !!

If she gave him a pair perfumed with "Eau de Steph" he would be much happier :)

Glad this thread got resurected I loved the parrot joke.

[LixyChick]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! I thought legend was back!

[BigBear57]

Back in my younger days with the help of Brother Jack Daniels I was quite the daring young man. I guess one of my stunts that immediately comes to mind occurred the night my brother's VW broke down. We were trying to figure a way to get it home with only another VW to use as a tow vehicle. I said no problem. I'll just sit on the front bumper while you push it, that way I can keep the 2 from crashing together. I did too, probably a good 5 mile push home riding between 2 cars. It seemed so practical at the time but come morning in a more sober state the possibilities loomed a bit differently.
Just as a sidebar, if I had a dollar for every time I was called a crazy sob I'd have plane fare to meet all of Pixie's. LOL

[kgb253]

When I was MUCH younger, I push started a 3.5 ton armoured car for a bet, by myself, and won.

I certainly needed that bottle of scotch afterwards though.

And it was on flat ground

[cyberkitten]

was reading thru the "put a face to the name" thread. PF's parrot story kills me every time :D