Words for masterbation
 

Hello people
MY friends and i were boared today and someone started to list off words for masterbation //and why not the cock and pussy too while we are at it. i think that it would be interseting to see what different words people use..
i m sorry if this thread has already been made but there are new peeps on here who need to have their voices heard without going into the achives
anyway.. start listing.. i know all u people out there have some specail words that they use while perving

have fun
Eliza

Bashing the Bishop?

Spank the monkey

visiting the man in the canoe

I always enjoyed "Punching the clown"...

both the activity and the terminology

Shaving the carrot.
Chucking one out.
Playing with man's best friend.
Stroking the salami.

lol those are cute
i like
"double clicking the mouse"

~nikki~

One off the wrist
Five knuckle shuffle

I always liked the saying, "Hold on while I tug one off"
How about diddling?

pulling your pud?

I've always been fond of "trip the pressure release valve" but often say "pleasure myself" because it sounds more polite. ha ha

How about masturbating or masturbation. :)

My personal favorite it to: "rub one out"

waxing the dolphin

<---always wondered why dolphins were so shiny

If I wasnt so turned on I would take offense to that.

:clown:

Pulling the goalie

Wacking the Weed

Paying homage to Rosie and her sisters

taming the monster?

or in some cases taming the flea... LOL

Feeding the chickens :)

Don't forget the old classics...

jacking off and jilling off

turning japanese

Going Han Solo

loping the mule

knock the snot out of tommy

i can't spell

Choking the chicken

what about - for women only:

"playing with the man in the boat"

tickle the pickle
launch the rocket
play pocket pool
shine the pole

Well, here's the ultimate list (I would think)

[link]http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms2.html[/link]

Some of my favorites from this site...

Wringing the weasel
Waving the Magic Wand
Visiting Old Faithful


Damn... too many good ones to list here!

Letting your fingers do the walking. ;)

some:
 

Masturbation- mas-tur-ba-tion n. -- Excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse. —mas-tur-ba-tion-al or mas-tur-ba-to-ry - adj. —mas-tur-ba-tor n.: onanism; to jack off; Anna palm; auto-eroticism; backstroke; baming your wang with the rest of the gang; bean wiggling (female); beat the meat; beat off; beating off; beat your meat; bleed the lizard; bonking your bologna; bop the bologna; bopping your bishop; buffing the purple helmet; burp the worm; bust a nut; catching a nut; check the oil; choking the chicken; choke your chicken; circle jerk (group masturbation); corralling the tadpole; diddling; diddling the box; doing the dishes; feeding the ducks; feel up; feelie; finger blasting; fingering; fingerlingus (for females?); finger blast; finger fuck; finger jabbing; fist fucking; five finger lingo; five finger knuckle chuckle; five knuckle shuffle; flogging the bishop; flog the dolphin; flog the friar; flog your log; flogging your pride; Franny and her five sisters; getting off get excited; get wet; grab the bozac; grease your pole; grease the monkey; hammer hands; hand car; hand jive; hand job; hitchhiking under the sheets; home job; honking his root; humping off; jack your dick; jag off; jack off; jerking off; marching German soldier; milking the lizard; "Nothing Mom!"; one-eyed Kate; paddle the pickle; palm it; Sally palm; piddley diddling; playing with one's self; pocket pinball; pocket ping-pong; pocket pool; pound your pud; piddle the pud; piddle; polish the pud; play with yourself; playing the skin flute; playing with peter; pound your pud; punching the munchkin; pound your pud; pud wacking; pull your pud; pulling your pecker; pulling your puppet; red eye Pete; rosy palm; dating Rosy Palmer; Rosie Palmer and her five friends; to rub off (to masturbate, a female term, used by females); rub one out; rubbin' a chubby; Sally fist and her five sisters; sanding it; scratch the crack (female); shake the snake; self-pollution; self abuse; Shangra-la; shining your helmet; skin your bone; slap your dong; slapping the salami; smack Johnny behind the ears; solo; solitary vice or sin; spankin'; spanking it; spanking the monkey; spank your shank; sparring with the heavy bag; stroke it; stirring the soup (female); stroke the lizard; stroking the muscle; toss off; talking to Henry; Tilly and her four friends; tooting your root; toss-off; tossin' Tony; touckie-feelie; trip to the john; tuggin' on it; tug-o-war with the Cyclops; twiddle a speed bag; twiddling; two finger tango; using the 10-inch black beauty; yank your doodle dandy; wack your squack; walking the dog; wanking; waxing your carrot; wax the dolphin; waxing your pole; waxing the soldier; wack-it; whack off; whacking off; whacking the weasel; wham the ham; whip it; whip your whillie; whittle the wood; wiggling the bean (female); with my imaginary lover; wrap five around woody; yanking; yanking the chain.

Grease da piece

The master wordsmith has come [cum?] up with these:

http://www.georgecarlin.com/georgec...urbatemale.html

Some of my fave terms for masturbating:

For the guys:

pocket hockey
stroking the j (or stroking the johnny)
pumping the rod

For the girls:

tossing the salad
tickling kitty


My favorite technique: grind against the bed or stroke with the left had while feeling up the balls with the right..works every time.

:slurp:

Anthony

I always like "Shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree".... to release my "sticky white love piss"

Re: some:
 

*falls over giggling*
i think that's my favorite :D

Playing Tennis






You know!


forehand...backhand

forehand...backhand


Juice!

Actually, I like the ones from Transformers. sam's happy time or my special alone time.

:line: RUBBIN ONE OUT !!!!! :line: