What's the strangest thing you've...
 

... used to masturbate with?
Today I used a wooden spoon. lmao!! My vibrator broke a while back and I got tired of using my hand...And I didn't insert it anywhere! :nana:

Uhm... how did that work? :confused:

For me... a few towels, saran wrap, two mattresses, and KY Jelly.

I believe you forgot the frog^^^^

Mmmmmm, there's some fond memories in there... :hot:

*LMAO*...thats right...the dog ended up eating that frog *LOL*...so cant get any new pics he be deseased now :D

Aluminum cigar tube, handle of a hairbrush, lotion bottle, plus great masturbaters must think alike... I've used a banana, candy cane and shampoo bottle too...:o

Winner!!















balloons? :D

well.. I don't always have to insert anything to make me come. I like small, rounded things to rub against my clit. I've used the handle of a hairbrush for this purpose too. Sounds weird, but I gave myself two wonderful orgasms using that wooden spoon..so I don't care how strange it is..lol

She's a Pixie.
:69: :hump: :bj: :buttsex:

:welcome: lass :irish:
:wave:


:molest:

I must be one too.....

:lurv: :kisser:

i LOVE this thread! Something i have always liked to hear about.

I have used a hairbrush handle, lotion bottle, shower head, bed post, screwdriver and hammer handles, corner of the washing machine. That is all I can think of for right now.

I've done the saran wrap/mattress thing too!

And I've applied a liberal dose of vaseline to my penis and fucked my feet too. That...was difficult. Much easier in my youth, I'm afraid. ha ha

:faint:

I wasn't going to say this but I guess I will...

A coffee enema. Someone said it would be invigorating.

They were right. :D

I am assuming this was anally. I know the tissues there are more absorbant so does it give you a caffiene rush?

*Trying to think of something I'd consider strange* :shrug:







Is there a thread for SOME of the fun things we've used? :boink:

Oh yes!! It's truly an experience! :rockon:

send me that spoon!!!!!!!!!
 

you can use my fingers or anything else you can think of i'd love to help :tongue: :wobbly: :x: :faint: :molest: :hump: :hump: :hump:

I have used a cucumber and a banana, but the strangest thing i have ever used is a popcicle!!!

A Popsicle? Wouldn't the coldness be counter...productive?

Okay...*deep breath*.. I have used a gear shift knob from my old '69 Ford pick-up truck. I had it parked and idling....and...well...the vibrations from the motor were transferred to the stick shift. It shifted my knob pretty derned good! ...whew... ok I have confessed.

Now I know why peopel want to become a 'motor-head'. :car:

I have always looked at mine and wondered how it would feel........wow!

What's the strangest thing you've...

The strangest thing recently was keilbasa. (polish sasuage) Wrapped it completely in saran wrap and had a great time! ;)

speaking of teddy bears, i had one that had this hard plastic nose.......


:D

That would have to be freshly washed hair. Some of the testimonials in commercials are correct when they claim that their shampoo makes hair silky and smooth. OMFG, talk about intense.

Prolly some hair conditioner...just lathered up my cock with it and glided my way to a happy ending!

:D

Happy
 

So happy to hear how creative you ladies are.

Oh wow... well since none of you know my identy I guess I can say. Just to note I was a stupid young kid that still liked dicks, a pencil.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 

mmmmmmmmmmmaybe i can convert you i loves to munch :licker: :licker: :licker: ...........also i got sumthin better than a pencil :nana:

self stimulation
 

Hmm alot of various body parts (belonging to others, not mine) suchs as fingers, toes, legs, arms, penises, a numer of bath fixtures, -water jets, running water from the bath tub tap, the shower head (pulsing shower heads were invented by a WOMAN) an assortment of vibes, dildos, kitchen utensils including knife HANDLES, large spoons, a baster, a faux marble rolling pin, (yes I washed it after), and bits of furniture, including bedding (pillows, rolled blankets) bed posts, and a special favorite, couch and wingback chair arms ,(riding them was an early learned pleasure)
The strangest would be a tie between a riding a spare car tire and a baseball whie riding on the back of a motorcycle.
(you put the baseball between your legs when riding as a passenger. The results are spectacular, especially on a really bumpy road!)

perversely

WW

wow, you can only put so much in before you have to start wondering if its healthy. Well for me anyway.

What would be your reasoning for thinking it unhealthy?

As a female who enjoys 'putting things in'....please explain why you believe its not healthy??

Vaginas are naturally self-cleansing, ergo insertion of items such as pencils are ok, even if said pencil was pulled out of one's rectum.

Today I used my vibrating cell phone while my boyfriend called me, continuously. :loveyou:

:fone: I'd have to take out a loan to pay the cell bill ;)