What did the groom say when the bride announced she's pregnant?






Sixteen Chickens and a Tambourine

Remember the song, "Whole Lot of Clucking Going On?"

Think small.

What did Tom Thumb's tailor have to do?




Pit crew

What the California rasins have after their singing career ended.


malted milkballs

What would be a delicious flavor for men's edible underwear?



marshmallow peeps

What wouldn't be fun to find in a pair of panties.

blindfold

What have I never used during sex............yet. ;)?



Feathers and velvet

What would both tickle and excite BCG?

Curly fries

What is one of the menu choices at Arby's?



body paint

What do I get when I paint a room? :(

Pretty Woman

What do most women aspire to be?



Brown-eyed Handsome Man

Who is "Brown-Eyed Girl" married to?

Burning desire

What does sugarsprinkles want?


Ice cubes

What would I guy need to get any rest in a room full of pixie ladies?

Unchained Melody

What's the first thing the police did when they busted through my basement door?

Cheap seats