TV Ads are to the SuperBowl as ... cumming is to sex.


Broccoli is to Chinese food as...

Broccoli is to Chinese food as... a Dead battery is to a Vibrator.
:D

Oil is to Massage as ...

Oil is to Massage as ... broccoli is to Chinese food :D

Fish is to Friday as...

Fish is to Friday as...chicken is to Kentucky.

Organs are to music as ...

Organs are to music as ... kissing is to sex


Satin sheets are to beds as...

Satin sheets are to beds as...socks are to freshly polished hardwood floors!

Pubic hairs are to teeth as...

Pubic hairs are to teeth as ... pepper is to a nose.

Ketchup is to hamburgers as ...

Ketchup is to hamburgers as ... lube is to anal sex :D

Cat is to meow as ...

(OMG ... I may never eat another hamburger with ketchup on it. :D :D)

Cat is to meow as ... dog is to bark.

Osuche's avatar :lust: is to sexual stimulation as ...

Osuche's avatar is to sexual stimulation as ... a prologue is to a book.

(sorry to ruin ketchup for you!)

Dicksbro is to humor as...

Dicksbro is to humor as... Frank Sinatra is to song. (and by that I don't mean Diksbro has to have the mafia laugh at his jokes. :D )


[of course, I could have said: as Broccoli is to Chinese Food.]
:D :D


Corncobs are to Toilet paper as ...

Corncobs are to toilet paper as ... sleeves are to runny noses.

"E" on a fuel gage is to driving as ...

"E" on a fuel gage is to driving as ... a rumbly-growling-tummy is to running .


Milk is to cereal as.....

Milk is to Cereal as .... Lubricant is to Sex.


Foot-long is to hotdog as ...

Foot-long is to hotdog as ... thick is to hamburger.

Oxygen is to air as ...