and I'll show you a man who loves hearing her.

Show me a woman who is silent during sex.

...and I'll show you a man who will be looking elsewhere soon.


Show me a man who loves to eat pussy....

and I'll show myself :p

Show me a woman who loves a good tongue lashing.

...and I'll be there before I've finished typing this post.


Show me a woman who is prim and proper....

And I'll show you a tiger in the bedroom.

Show me a woman that is full of adventure and I'll show you....

someone I'd like to meet

show me a woman who isn't afraid of her sexuality

and I'll show you someone who scares the hell outta Rev. Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and the like!

Show me ten empty bottles of tequila, a wrecked golf cart, a fat man in a mumu, a dead horse and half the cast of "River Dance".....

and I'll show you an episode of celebrity fear factor

show me lies, show me sweet little lies

...and I'll show you a person having a hard time dealing with reality.

Show me two empty bottles of wine...

and I'll show you a couple of 70's era candle holders just waiting to be made!

Show me some hot wax...

and I'll show you those same 70's era candle holders, all made with the wax dripping down the sides.



Show me a Lava Lamp and a beaded curtain.......................................

And I'll show you my workplace :) (damn company name)

Show me a thunderstorm and lingerie . . .

and I'll show you some wet panties!

Show me a bottle of champagne and some strawberries....

and I'll show you a damn good time;)



show me a man who likes ass

pointing at a picture of Aqua, that the guy Ma'am?

Show me a woman with time on her hands.

Is there such a thing?

show me a married person who has a thing for a coworker.....

...and I'll show you a sales person on a business trip.


Show me a man who doesn't have a thing for a sexy coworker...

And I'll show you a rare speciman: an asexual man.

Show me a plane ticket and a suitcase . . .

...and I'll show you me ready to leve for another week in TN.

Show me a woman on a mission...

and I'll show you osuche in the bedroom :)

show me someone ready willing and able

...and I'll show you a lucky man, waiting for me. ;)

Show me someone who opens up his or her heart...

and I'll show you a list of people that call them a friend.

Show me a bag of doritos...

and I'll show you a good companion to a beer and a football game.

Show me a secluded spot in the woods....

And I'll show you two people, out for a thrill.

Show me someone who craves another's touch...

and I'll show you someone who wants to get touched by IAKG

show me someone who doesn't like ice cream

....and I'll show you someone who is lactose intolerant.

Show me someone who is orgasmically challenged and..........

and I'll show you someone who is sexually inclined.


Show me the engine that could.......

and I'll show you my libido.

Show me a wing and a prayer . . .

and I'll show you my chances of seeing Steph's libido... :D

show me a person down on their luck

and I'll show you someone who's going for broke.

Show me a woman who changes your luck.

and i'll show you a grateful horny bastard

and I'll show you a happy guy

show me a guy who's had his luck changed

Show me a porn with lesbians.....

and I'll show you a guy who wants to be in the porn with the lesbians, how's that?

Show me a with the world as his playground.

and I'll show you a woman with him as her playground



Show me a bag of tricks

and I'll show you a person out to use it.

Show me a man with no need for tricks.

...and I'll show you a woman who worships the ground he walks on.

Show me someone uncertain about the future...

and I'll show you searching for better days.

Show me a person who's lost at love.

And I'll show you someone who doesn't see the future .

Show me a woman who sees more then the face value and I'll show you...

I'll show you a woman with intuition.

Show me a woman who shows her feelings.