I think spring is starting already.

I wouldn't love to be cuddling up in front of a fire with a beautiful lady right now.

I love it when you're all set to leave for someplace ... then suddenly get a call from mother nature that delays you.

I had breakfast with Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman today. They went through 50 dozen eggs and 60 pounds of bacon. Funny, they didn't care for toast. :shrug:

I think tomorrow I'm going to start a new life in the circus.

I really hate having pets

I love it when our boys get loud late at night and wake me.

We do not have nicknames for our children.

When I was born, I was made completely of gingerbread.

when i was born i was born a male

I'm thinking of getting everyone a lump of coal for Christmas.

I'm going Christmas shopping with Foghorn Leghorn tomorrow.

I love to fly.

I sure love winter's ice and sleet.

I have my an arrow shaved into the hair on my chest and stomach that points towards my crotch.

I usually wear my shirt backwards so I can remember my last stay at the hospital.

I hope I blow out another tire tomorrow when there's more snow, ice and cold to deal with than there was tonight.

I love to see the icy conditions.

My Christmas schedule is never hectic.

It was 85 degrees and sunny today at my house but it was freezing rain across the street at my neighbor's place.

Posting naked pictures of myself does not turn me on at all!!!!!!

Your pictures, hydeaspire, don't turn us on, either. Now, where's the Kleenex? :)

I do not have an upset stomach! :(

I'm pretty happy that I had a tire blow out on me the other night while I was driving.

I think my next tires will be out of solid rubber.

Global Warming is just in the minds of scaremongers.

I'm going to put a piece of mistletoe in my belt buckle and walk around the neighborhood looking for kisses this afternoon.

I love funerals, they're so festive.

Tonight I'm having a threesome with Mr. & Mrs. Abominable Snowman.

I'm sure glad for the heat wave we're having.

The Swedish Bikini Team is coming to my house today and then we are heading over to DB's place to take him out to lunch.

JAG tänka JAG kunde få mycket hungrig har dem för lunch.

I don't think I could get very hungry having them for lunch.



Utom, JAG skulle försök.
But, I would try. :)

^^^ That's all Greek to me. ^^

My kitten doesn't get a kick out of sitting in my lap and watching videos on YouTube.

Did you hear? The Supreme Court yesterday ruled that the IRS ihas been taxing us illegally and all Federal Income Taxes will cease as of January 1st. :)

Yes. I had heard that. I was saddened to learn that I would no longer need to shovel a substantial fraction of my wages into that bottomless pit.

Don't worry, State taxes are expected to make up the difference plus a little extra so the governors get their share. :(

I hate the fact that I am back on pixies. ;)

I can understand that. It's depressing to log in and find all these dismally unhappy people just sitting around doing nothing.

I wish the new kitchen floor had all the imperfections of the old one.