The bad news is that I have to go out today and I am not looking forward to it.

The good news is that you get to come home again.

The bad news is the Christmas preparations Chaos.

The good news I am beyond all that......totally and completely finished lol.

The bad news is you might miss out on some last minute bargain. :shrug:

The good news is I didn't care whether there were any last minute bargains lol

The bad news is that the stores need your business.

The good news is they won't go broke because of just me...

The good news is, the forums are open!

The bad news is ... heck ... there's no bad news ... THE FORUMS ARE OPEN! :line:

The bad news is that even though the forums are open, the spammers havent' stopped trying to pull their shit on them.

The good news is that Lilith bans the spammers

The bad news is that they are more persistent than we wish. :(

(... but you're right ... :) )

The good news is that persistence is a virtue

The bad news is that one form of persistence is stalking.

The good news is we can resume the good chats among strangers we call friends and get a laugh a cry and are perv back on lol.

The bad news is that some days there's too much crying

The good news is there will be no crying when we have the Moroccan Lentil Soup, nan bread and spinach salad that I made for our dinner tonight!

The bad news I thought I was in bed for the night till I read about how good that food sounds now I am hungry lol.

The good news is that there's a fridge worth of yummie food here.

The bad news is I don't know where your fridge is lol.

The good news is that you won't have to diet later. :)

The bad news is, the lack of water to go along with the enforced diet will shirvel you up.

The good news stick a finger up your ass and you wont be shriveling up anymore LOL.

The bad news is I must work this weekend.

The good news is that the chocolate covered peanut butter Easter eggs are on the shelves in the stores. :slurp:

(Love those darn things! Don't need them and shouldn't have them, but I love them.)

The Bad News is my local grocery store has a poor selection of those.

The good news is that there are always more stores that can be checked out.

The bad news is that you're still spending money.

The good news is that after Easter, they're marked down in price. :slurp:

The bad news is, they don't last long after that.

The good news is that I enjoy them while they last.

The bad news is, you're depriving other people of that same enjoyment.

The good news is that I'd be helping them to avoid getting type 2 diabetes. :)

The bad new is that one of my cats has just barfed on the kitchen floor. :(

The good news is that it wasn't sitting on your lap.

The Bad News is that my mini-vacation is over.

The good news is that you'll get a chance to share with your co-workers all the fun you had. :shrug:

The bad news is that your cow-orkers will judge you for the type of fun you had.

The good news is that your stories may help them plan for a future time for them and their families.