Sure am upset that they got jseal's new floor in before Christmas. :mad:

I hate it when things go right.

I think I'll go outside nekkid and scrape the rest of the ice off of my car.

I did that to the excited cheers of the neighbors.

^^^ :roflmao:

I wouldn't have liked to have set up a hot chocolate stand for the audience.

At a dollar a cup, you might have made a quarter or so. :(

I had the polar bears from the Coca Cola commercials over for a party earlier and a couple of them got a bit frisky underneath the mistletoe.

We didn't have any last-minute stuff to do to get ready for Christmas ... everything was done in October.

I am not champing at the bit to open my presents.

I didn't get anything I wanted.

Yesterday was boring.

Its suppose to get into the upper 80s tomorrow.

I have finished cleaning up after the Christma Feast.

I won a gold medal for the USA Synchronized Masturbation Team at the '84 Olympic Games.

I just won the Publisher's Clearing House $5000/wk for Life Prize!

Today I think I'll take Lou the cat down to the beauty shop and have his fur permed. :yikes:

I'm watching that documentary, "Johnny Dangerously."

I am Waldo! :yikes:

Stray kitty didn't just scratch the living hell out of me because she was scared. :(

I think I'll run out and get a hamburger, fries and a big milk shake.

I enjoyed waking up at 03:00 to take my daughter to the airport.

I was overjoyed to see my neighbor out shoveling her driveway earlier.

I was thrilled at a party last night when someone took my coat home with them.

I will be returning a coat, from Last Nights Drunken Orgy,,, :yikes:

We decided not to go to Decatur to visit with my wife's brothers and sisters and to meet our new GREAT-NIECE of three months.

(Ouch, sorry, No disrespect intended) Was attempting to be clever?

It was disgusting when, on our way home from Decatur, we were able to get gasoline for $.11/gal less at a little town south of us.

I had a good night's sleep.

At midnight, my balls will drop to the floor, the head of my penis will light up and a "Happy New Year! 2008" sign will be seen all over town. Oh yeah, and the crowd will go wild. :p

(LOL,That was clever), "I Wish I Could Get Tickets To See That" Crazeeeeeeee

I believe IowaMan's description of New Year's Eve. :boink:

It snowed here last night.

It was warm and sunny here, today.

I AM SO CONFUSED :huh:

Another beautiful, balmy day where birds will sing and children will go splashing in their swimming pools. :)

Our public swimming pools are open year-round.

Would you believe all the spring flowers are budding out this morning.

My son is always cheerful in the morning.

I think I'm going on a bismark and coffee diet.

I'm hoping the baseball season is cancelled this year.