Jogging by

By the Time I Get to Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Arizona highways

Highways can be dangerous if you lose focus on your driving.

Driving while being attended to can be very distracting. :slurp:

Distracting the driver can cause accidents.

Accidents are what make insurance companies happy.

Happy is how I feel after good sex.

Sex is a wonderful way to celebrate good news; find consolation after bad news; and enjoy everyday good times together.

Together we can conquer anything.

Anything goes!

Goes bananas!

Bananas are tasty.

Tasty buns :)

Buns are also very delicious. :D

Delicious is a word often used to describe Pixie ladies.

Ladies are always women.

Women are wonderful.

Wonderful people visit Pixies Place.

Place your bets, everyone.

Everyone gets excited when they spend time at Pixies.

Pixies Place has had many interesting contributors.

Contributors are what cause all those political ads.

Ads sell all sorts of products

Products both good and bad.

Bad cats throw up on the carpet! :(

Carpet cleaners can fix that.

That means it's time for a new cat!

Cat pee has to be one of the worst smelling odors in the world.

World Peace is my Christmas wish!

Wish a lot of our ol' Pixies would come home for the holidays.

Holidays help punctuate the year.

Year after year, the world seems to forget it's mistakes and so makes them all over again. :(

Again, my ex is a pain!

Pain pills are a good thing to keep around.

Around here, things are pretty quiet.

Quiet times are good for visiting Pixies; making love; or, sleeping.

Sleeping is the second best thing to do in bed.

Bed is where I just got up from and where I'll be headed again tonight.