The bad news is that all the planning will inevitably go to waste.

The Good News is that my new machine has arrived! Woo Hoo!

The bad news is we don't get to see the new machine.

The Good News is that it has finally stopped raining!

The bad news is it is suppose to get hot again.

The good news is that with hotter weather, women in general wear less clothing.

Bad news is that it is still to much clothing.

Good news is some of it is see-though when the women in question get caught in a summer thunderstorm.

Bad news is I'm usually not around when it happens.

The good news is you might still have a chance one of these days when it rains.

The bad news is that when it rains they usually wear something over their tops.

The good news is that you can offer to exchange it for some warm, dry clothing.

Bad news is I get slapped.

The good news is, you might enjoy it.

Bad news is sometimes it does.

The Good News is that I've reduced the Open Bug list to 0!

The bad news is I have no clue what the Open bug is.

The good news is that I've got a swatter in case we need one.

The bad news is that the swatter wont' work on that kind of bug.

The good news is they make pills for that.

The bad news is that the pills are expensive.

The good news is they also come in shots.

Da' bery bad news is dat you can't drive so bery gud if you've had too many shots. * Hick * :(

The good news is, if you're that drunk, you can always get a cab.

Bad news is I can't get that drunk.

The good news is you could help the cabbie get drunk so you'd have someone to drink with. :spin:

The bad news is then the cabbie would have to crash on your couch.

The good news is maybe he will forget the cab fare home.

The bad news is, he'd get fired, and become a permanent resident.

The good news is maybe you could get rent.

The bad news is without a job he may not have the money for rent.

The good news is maybe he could take it out in trade, doing fix it jobs.

The bad news is if the job needs tools and he doesn't have them.

The good news is Ace hardware loans tools.

The bad news is they may be closed when you need them. :shrug:

The good news is the neighbor has a 24 hour garage. :nana:

The bad news is, it will cost you an arm & a leg.

The good news is I have one extra of each.

The bad news is that with only one each you may tip over.

The good news is prosthetics are more advanced.