Scarecrow is going to hate his new DSL hookup so badly that he'll be wishing he had the dial-up again within the hour.

I definately did not just buy a brand new 5ft fish tank ;)

I'm adding a new indoor pool, gym and exercise room onto our home.

I did no housework today.

I think I'll buy the Waldorf-Astoria in New York so I'll have someplace to stay if I go there.

I always look forward to the problems Modays provide.

I'm going to watch Friday's TV shows today so I can keep Friday clear for doing other things. :spin:

I didn't use the unseasonably warm temperatures as an excuse to change the oil in my car this afternoon.

I was hoping the tornado would come closer than 5 miles from here.

I wish that tornado would come back my way and blow some of this fog out of the area.

The people south of here just called and said they wanted to keep it all for themselves. :boink:

Today has been fun at the office! :(

I didn't stop watching the Iowa/Ohio State basketball game early in the second half.

I do not need to lose weight.

We're not going to see our new grandson tomorrow morning.

These cats aren't a bit on the frisky side this morning.

I don't expect to be very happy meeting my new grandson this morning.

I wish I were at the office today.

My grandson didn't fall asleep when I held him yesterday.

My stomach is not upset. :(

My wife hasn't been gone for the last hour.

I'm dating Jessica Simpson.

I didn't just watch "Cars" again for the upteenth time.

Id rather watch poker on TV than play it

My desk is always spotless.

I hope it snows here!

I think NASCAR is going to build a new racetrack here in Peoria and, Columbia has already bought the movie rights. :boink:

I hope we get about 10 feet of snow tonight. I plan on making a huge addition to my house with it. The igloo look is in you know. :p

We're not going to have Taco Bell tonight.

I am eagerly anticipating my visit to the Health Center.

I'm not watching Ghostbusters right now.

I stayed home today.

Today I built an ice sculpture of myself in my front yard.

Looks like a good day for another naked walk in the woods.

I plan to go to work tomorrow.

I think instead of PAGAN 08, I'm going to head for Point Barrow, Alaska this summer and go walrus hunting while rowing a kayak in the Artic Ocean.

The house is noisy now that the children are back in school.

I didn't enjoy our dinner out at all last night.

I went to work today.

I don't have anything to do today.