My

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member .

Groucho Marx

accept


Grant me the courage to change those things I can
Grant me the patience to accept those things I can't change
Grant me the wisdom to know the difference between the two

Voltaire

I(I know, I'm going the easy route)

I too am not a bit tamed....I too am untranslatable
I sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world

~Walt Whitman~

Sound

The hills are alive with the sound of music.
With the songs they have sung
For a thousand years.

Ocar Hammerstein

sound

'Till you're safe and sound
'Til you're safe and sound
It's beauty in release
No one left to please
But you and me

~ Sheryl Crowe

YOU!
 

Women, you can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts.

- George Wendt as Norm Peterson on Cheers

;)
-CK

women

You know, the more I see of women, the more I think there ought to be a law. Something has got to be done about this sex, or the whole fabric of Society will collapse, and then what silly asses we shall all look.

~ P. G. Wodehouse

society


"The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head."

Jean Cocteau

Poison

What is food to one man is bitter poison to others .

Lucretius

is

"Live Free or Die, Death is not the worst of evils"

General John Stark

The

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Albert Einstein

insanity

See, its a crazy world we're living in
And I just can't see that half of us immersed in sin
Is all we have to give these -

Futures made of virtual insanity now
Always seem to, be govern'd by this love we have
For useless, twisting, our new technology
Oh, now there is no sound - for we all live underground

~ Jamiroquai

crazy

Sleepin vervy soundly on a Saturday morning
I was dreamin I was Al Capone
Rumor's goin round, gotta clear outa town
smellin like a dry fish bone
Here come the law gotta break down the door
carry me away once more
never, never, never want it anymore
gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy, Stone Cold Crazy, you know!

~Queen~

Fish

Let them eat the lie and swallow it with their bread .
Whether the two were lovers or not , they'll have accounted to God for it by now . I have my own fish to fry .

Miguel de Cervantes

bread

Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.

~ Fran Leibowitz