what is what ozzy osbourne tried to sing at wrigley field....

if you build it, he will come

What is a museum for panties?


morning sex

What did Steps have today, that I didn't?

tight pants

What's the best free laxative?

Hump your leg.

Irish has met my dog! What does he do?

pee on the carpet

What happens when I read some of the Smut games postings?



catnip and hairballs

Two things on my shelf :)


tail

what am I always chasing?

saliva

What makes a good, impromtu lubricant during lovemaking?

BBQ sauce

what is yet another food group for impromptu foreplay?

six pack

What's a compromise between a can and a keg?

It's Miller time.

what happens when Randall Simon swings a bat a running sausage?

back bacon

What happens if you lay on your stomach in the sun too long?


Rock n Roll

what is what do I say when I'm hittin the road after a long week at work?

sucks to be you

What do you think when I tell you I have to work this weekend?


can't get enough