I haven't either, but ... er ... back to the banana splits ... :lust:

:D

I've never seen a rattle snake except in a zoo.

I saw a baby with no rattles yet outside a building I lived in.


I have never been more excited to move then I am this time.

I'm getting excited about moving out, but it's going to be another year!

I've never found a place better than where I grew up

I have

I've never eaten emu

I've had ostrich...that's close enough!


I've never padlocked my... oh wait, never mind. :D


I've never performed oral on someone with pierced genitals.

Nope never


I never performed a lap dance.

I haven't either ... but you could borrow my lap if you'd like to practice? :lust:

I haven't had much luck with that line. :(

Maybe you luck is changing ;)

I never had a vegetable garden.

We did once ... but when I neighbor started a bigger and better one and kept giving us produce or selling it cheap ... we lost interest in doing our own. :D

I never have ridden in a hot air balloon.

Nope I have never


I never went Salsa dancing.

I never have, either.

I always pick the pecans out of mixed nuts and eat them first!

I always do that too!


I never get tired of getting presents.

I don't either.

I love to sleep in the nude.

Yep, that's the way I prefer to sleep.


I never used the services of a paid escort.

me neither.

i never waste time in word games.