Vegans wouldn't think so.

What they don't know is that pork fat is the nectar of the gods. :p

X'actly ... and, besides, we probably don't have to invite them to the breakfast.

You'd think that most people would love bacon and eggs.

Zilch ... zilch, I say. If they don't like bacon, ham or sausage ... they won't get breakfast. :(

Unless, of course, they're females and want to go for my sausage. :slurp:

:)

Always, always offer the ladies the sausage. :p

By-the-way, did you remember to offer yours?

Certainly I did, I've got the slap marks on my cheek to prove it. :p

Do you mean to tell me that you got turned down, or were they just playing hard to get?

Every single one of them had the most amazing amount of self-restraint. :rofl:

Figures, doesn't it? You try to be open and sharing and ... well, ya' see what happens.

Good thing none of them had a meat grinder handy. :yikes:

Heavens, they were serious, weren't they?

I don't know what they had in mind for me but I'm pretty certain it wasn't going to be as much fun as I had anticipated.

Just take care. After all, you've got that trip coming up and we still need to do lunch one of these days.

Keeping safe is pretty easy for me, the ladies run away as soon as they see me coming.

Looks like Iowaman needs someone to show him that no lady in her right mind would run from him.

My My Tess is being very very nice.

Never known Tess to be anything but nice.

Oh how I wish Tess would come give me personal lessons in the art of love. ;)

Patience, my friend. One must control their emotions. Be calm, collected and exhibit strong self control.

Quietly, IowaMan slouches back down into his chair and hopes that nobody is looking as he imagines that Tess and all the other Pixies ladies were here with him right now. :p

Really? I can hear you panting from here ... which is surprising because the thought of all those lovely ladies makes me pant too.

So sorry about that DB, next time I'll use my inhaler before the girls show up. :D

That may not be necessary. Now that I've calmed back down, I'm not hearing you. Maybe it was just me. :shrug:

Me and my shadow are going to get extra points for doing two of these posts in a row.

Unless you get points taken away for not starting the sentence with a word that begins with the letter U. ;)

Very unnverving to be caught in the act of violating the game rules. :wobbly:

what a day .. hearing went well i am tipsy..hehehe

X-rays are something that I hope I don't enter into my day today.

You don't like x-rays?

Zeus............... DB's nickname! :D

About right now I'd like to be lounging around on a beach in California.

Better get that hole plugged before the next rain. :rolleyes2

Constantly wanting to plug someones hole.

Darn if I don't wanna leave right now and join you IAMan in CA!!!!

Everyone hop in the car and we'll head west.

Fine with me.... hope osuche has room for us all!

Good show! Now, who all is going?

Hopefully she won't mind if we all show up at once.