I suspect it would be something of a surprise.

Just the thought of me showing up would probably be enough to make her want to change her address.

Kind of suspect it wouldn't be you ... it'd be me showing up that'd really cause her to bolt the doors; turn out the lights and send the dogs into the yard. :(

She might even search out Jimmy Carter's vicious swamp rabbit to sic on me. :yikes:

Looks like the sun is getting ready to come up again and I'm still here in Iowa. Don't see osuche anywhere. :boohoo:

Miserable when that happens, isn't it?

Next stop fogville around here today

Only if you can see where to stop in fogville because of the fog, don't you think?

Patiently driving more slowly is one way of traveling through bad weather.

Weather like we had today, here, is always welcome.

"Welcome!" should be the greating for guests.

Guests can spice up an otherwise boring day.

:confused: Hmmm, looks like we got off track somehow, didn't we? :confused:

Just because you're on the right track doesn't mean you shouldn't welcome an amusing diversion.

Kind of surprizes you when you realize you've changed the game in mid-stream, doesn't it?

Looks like I hadn't completely lost my mind after all.

My mind's always lost, I think ... although, with it lost I can't be sure ... I think.

Mine's been gone for some time now... Stopped looking
Hope it doesn't disturb me later...

Naturally, there are both advantages and disadvantages to being mindless. :)

Only you would have an avatar of Homer pissing and drinking beer. :D

Please lower that cute tush down onto me Tess!

Quite a good idea, there, Coaster! :thumb:

Ready for a photo shoot? :D

Subjects like Tess in front of my camera are a true delight!!!

Tess is certainly a terrific lady who always attracts our attention.

Understatement there DB!!!!

Very well ... SHE'S AN INCREDIBLE ATTRACTION! How's that? :)

Well done........... and she should be done well!

Anyone worth doing is worth doing right (sorry I think I meant to say, anything, or did I)

X'tremely cloudy today making the thought of something sexy seem all the brighter. :)

You know, sex always makes life more enjoyable! :)

Zebras have sex in the wild, sometimes on camera.

Animals of all kinds seem to appreciate sex.

Breeding is necessary to keep the family line alive.

Could having fun also be part of the equation?

Fun should be on our list of priorities, on this short spin on the wheel of life...

GreenChef, what would you say is your specialty in the kitchen?

Have you consider that he may do things in the kitchen that are unrelated to cooking or food?

I know I've gotten enthused by things other than cooking or food when I've come up behind my wife in the kitchen. :boink:

Just thinking of some of the things I've done in the kitchen makes me blush!

Kitchen talk is getting me excited....... can you believe THAT?