I wouldn't want to be hugging Tess right now!!!

I live such a shy and unassuming life.

The baby kittens my cat had the other day aren't absolutely adorable.

I'm not still tired.

I can't wait to leave for another exciting day of selling gas, cigarettes, and lottery tickets!

I'm wondering how I can volunteer to be on jury duty every day.

In order to save money on gas, I cut the bottom out of my car and am now using it as if it were a Flintstone-mobile.

Good idea, IowaMan. I've tried to only go to places that are downhill from our house so that I can coast there in neutral with the engine turned off.

I write the songs that make the whole world sing. I write the songs of love and special things. I write the songs that make the young girls cry. I write the songs, I write the songs.

It's hard to type with this ravishing young lady sitting on my lap kissing my neck and fondling my private parts.

My children never get into trouble.

I hope it's cold and rainy today.

It is sunny and clear outside.

I hate going to parks

Osuche said she wishes she was getting fucked every which way 'til Sunday so I'm sending her a gigolo who looks just like me to fill the void until I can get to California.

I asked my wife and she said I could go for you, IM. :slurp:

I dont want to move from where i am!

It's going to be a bright, sunny, and hot day here today.

I am not listening to the opening of the 3rd movement of Brahms' Symphony #4.

That's because I turned the volume down. :)

Sacrilege :yikes: ! You'll never hear the triangle!

I was not amused by dicksbro's post above. :)

I love seeing it rain this evening with the sure and certain knowledge that they're expecting more of the same tomorrow.

Everything is running smoothly at the office today!

I don't think I'll be going to Springfield tomorrow.

The rain is streaming down the windows.

I'm glad I don't have any yardwork yet to do this spring.

Eight new kittens just isn't enough, I think I'll see if I can find another pregnant stray to take in. :p

i'm full of energy :nana:

High in the fifties with rain ... good day to lay out back and get a sun tan.

I don't post twice in succession.

Not tired at all

It's almost 3AM so I think I'm going to start practicing playing drums now.

Right now I'm wearing a monkey costume and spanking myself.

I was watching that ^^^^^! :yikes:

Last night, I perfected the old "pulling a rabbit out of my hat" trick. :nod:

I just started a new business that I've called "Having Erections for Fun and Profit." :boink:

I have trained my cats to play baseball.

I just bought my wife an I matching Lamborghini Murcielagos. I love the 6.2-liter version of the legendary Lamborghini V12. The mileage is wonderful.

I did not have mixed emotions as I saw my son off at the train station this morning.

I sure hope we get some snow today.