I'm glad I don't have a meeting tonight.

Today is Monday! :(

Of course it is. :boink:

I'm drinking orange juice.

I hate seeing the hot weather change to something resembling cool.

I really detest Pixies

I'll be glad when the weekend is over.

^^^^Oh me too!!!!

I understand the next congress will tax only the wealthy ones who can afford to fill their cars with gasoline.

The price of gas will soon drop to half of what we now must pay.

We're expecting two feet of snow today.

The Orioles beat the Blue Jays last night.

I'm a tall, dark and handsome young gentleman

I'm thinking I should by a new yacht.

Chinese history is boring.

My wife and I aren't going over to friends for dinner tonight.

I totally detest any talk of sex.

We're going to move to Fairbanks

Isn't that odd ... we just moved here from Fairbanks!

I loved Fairbanks tropical climate.

That's my boyfriend posing in your Avatar!!!

It's not getting chilly here

I'm going to get in my spring garden today. :boink:

There's no twitching going on in my jeans!

I've nearly finished folding my laundry

I don't like FWM on top of me!

I wish I never found this site.

I won't be accepting anymore retirement checks.

I feel so good today, I could run a marathon

I just DID run a marathon!

I'm not taking a couple days off!

I'm going to do some nude sunbathing in the rain today.

I've had sex with five different people today

i've been struck by lightning!

I think my new 15,000 sq ft home in Colorado is about ready for us to move in.

I've just won the lottery!

I'm launching my Presidential campaign today.

I really wanted to get up and go to work this morning!

Yes ...

really ...

I want my ex boyfriends to move back in.

I understand social security is going to double everyone's monthly payouts using their share of the $700,000,000,000 bailout ... er ... rescue. :)