It has been a hot, dry weekend in Charleston.

If our snow doesn't melt soon I'll have to put chains on our cars.

I feel good enough to run a marathon today

I woke up naked in bed this morning with osuche and we were lying in a huge pile of money.

I don't like your lies at all, IowaMan.

I did not oversleep today.

I like to stir ketchup into my chicken noodle soup.

I hate Classical Music.

I hope tomorrow is colder than today.

The office move is progressing without a hitch.

I'm not thinking about taking a nap.

I'd really much prefer to do my housework than play Smut Games. REALLY!

It's dark, but I think I'll go mow the lawn.

I'm sitting on dicksbro's corn :p

Careful ... when it gets warm it becomes popcorn. :D


Okay, it's early. :(

It's freezing cold here today.

I didn't think that joke was very corny :p

I think I'll start a Wednesday Night Live show on TV. :)

I think dicksbro's tv show will be on the Corn Channel :p

I suppose the channel will want to call it Hee Haw ... or something like that.

My child is the quietest one in the neighourhood.

I keep winning the lottery every week.

Yeah? I'm already a lottery billionaire.

I'm thinking of moving to Nepal.

I just bought a brand new car

I think I'll start a new movie studio. :boink:

I've got a ToyBoy for every night of the week.

I try to always be very reserved, but, my wife constantly is after me for more sex.

I've got a guy locked in the shed who I use for sex when nobody's home

I thought I knew where the key was, but, I must have been mistaken. :)

I have a tiger sleeping on the foot of my bed.

Our cat, Jasmine, is fixing breakfast for my wife and I.

This has been an easy week at work! :(

I have to return the cow I was using to fertilize my lawn.

My child does everything I tell her to!

I did not go in to work for the second consecutive Sunday.

It was so windy here today that when we went to church, we just ran a sail up to power our car.

I've been busy cleaning and now my house is spotless.

I'm all ready for Christmas.

We decided to celebrate Christmas in October this year.