You do that please...I want it all in small bills, the whole $289,000,000.42

Thanks OF :rolleyes:

:faint:

What made me smile today?

A fucking bitch did!!!! Such a condasending piece of shit that she makes me smile because she thinks she is all that and a bag of chips lol.


oh, my siggy pic draws a smile too!

Waking up early and feeling rested made me smile today.

We hang petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
~Aesop, Greek slave & fable author

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.
~Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher


Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where
there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician


When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm
beginning to believe it.
~Quoted in 'Clarence Darrow for the Defense' by Irving Stone.


Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go
out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton, American actor/writer


Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds
from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Ameringer, "the Mark Twain of American Socialism."

I offered my opponents a deal: "if they stop telling lies about me, I will
stop telling the truth about them".
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952..



A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~ Texas Guinan. 19th century American businessman


I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be
left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle, French general & politician



Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to
change the locks.
~Doug Larson (English middle-distance runner who won gold medals at the 1924
Olympic Games in Paris , 1902-1981)



I am reminded of a joke: What happens if a politician drowns in a river? That is pollution.
What happens if all of them drown? That is solution!!!

(I don't know who said this, )

An acute observer must have said that.

We need a 'Scripture' thread for that ^ post.

Amen brother.

Getting out of hospital.....

Thinking it was Thursday......it has happened now two weeks in a row. I lose a day......... :shrug:

A news article in the OZ ABC on-line news.

Doctors at a British hospital were startled when an upset patient told them that the clock in his ward had announced his time was up, the British Medical Journal (BMJ) reports.

"The clock is telling me to die," the doctors quoted the patient as saying in an unusual case report.

"Turning to the wall, we confirmed that the clock indeed said, 'DIE,'" said rheumatologists Stuart Carter and Fiona Fawthrop of the Royal Hallamshire Hospital in Sheffield, Yorkshire.

"We discovered that the radio-controlled clock had reverted to German and was displaying an abbreviation of 'Dienstag,'" meaning Tuesday in German.

"We quickly rectified this by pressing several buttons to show the English abbreviation, 'TUE'. Fortunately, it was not the patient's time to die at all."

AFP

hahaha oh my god, the poor buggar!!! I snorted my coffee :roflmao:

I just realised that TUE also has a killing aspect.

He's fucked!

Smiling today because I am finished all buying and wrapping of Christmas presents. :)

PantyFanatic and 38C

Is that a temperature or a bra size? One can lead to the other, 'yknow.