What are "Port-a-Potties?"

Sweet nothings.

What's the name of Weight Watcher's new candies?

Upside Down

What's the best position for oral sex when your partner is standing?

Home is where the heart is.

What did Igor say to Dr. Frankenstein in the middle of surgery?

An apple a day

What was Eve's motto?

boiled peanuts and Big Red

What things characterized Irish elephant tamers?

Chugga chugga toot toot.

What was the theme song for my college dorm?


Green Sharpie Marker

What does a $50 bill provide for a waiter.

Biscuits and gravey

What does a message from Horseman12 mean to me?

The WHOLE damn world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who needs peace?

Great taste ... less filling.

What is oral sex baby? YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

sugar and spice and all things nice

What is pumpkin pie (sorry, I know you were expecting something really sexy ... :))

Come Saturday morning.

What would osuche like to be doing right now?

Go Bucks!

What did the does keep yelling during the rutting season?

Baby it's cold outside.

what does my s/o say when she needs some "warming up?"

You cum first - no you cum first