With whipped cream?

I wouldn't know what the hell to order in a 5-star restaurant.

I'd be happy to select your dinner for you, Aqua....but Imight want a tip afterwards. ;)

May I suggest a slice of the house cheesecake for the Gentleman (I am told it is particularly tasty today). He may select his choice of toppings...

And would Madam be interested in some Prime Rib?

Only if it's attached to the "flank of jseal"

:D

Madam is very kind. I am sure she can find a more suitable selection from our Menu. Something with a little more zest perhaps…

I believe that our Mercury_Maniac Salad will satisfy the most discerning of tastes. The fresh abs are most delightful…

May I prepare that with - or without - dressing?

Thank you, but I prefer my meat be properly aged and have delightful seasonings. :D

oysters to start
lobster thermidore
and sorbet ice cream

Oh, I could just go for a cheeseburger, fries and a shake right now.

I would like a chicken salad and an iced tea with lemon. Thank you :)

I'm still waiting for my tuna tartar....

But today I would like some seabass in a ginger soy reduction with some cilantro rice and steamed broccoli....or creamed spinach....which ever is easier.

Thanks. :D

Yes Mam. Coming right up...


Hey! In the back there! Gimme a groped grouper on a green bed! And make it snappy!


...and would madam like anything to drink with that?

Yes....a scotch please. Lagavulin. Neat.

And will the gentleman be joining me for dinner? Otherwise I'll be lonely ~~ I need some good conversation. ;)

Right away.

My shift is over in a few hours, I am free immediately thereafter...

Comes in and ask for a table for one and looks over the menu trying to decide.