Thunderstorms are good for ... sleeping. (I love to sleep during them.)

A little rain ...

A little rain ...is wonderful to walk through....

life is funny because

Life is funny because ... just when you think you got it figured out, you don't!


Playfully coming up behind ...

Playfully coming up behind ...can be sneaky and fun

oral sex is amazing when.....

Oral sex is amazing when.....performed on me!!!!!!


Looking through the keyhole, he saw ....

Looking through the keyhole, he saw ....something he didn't believe

I can't imagine what he saw

I can't imagine what he saw...since he is totally blind.


A surprising use for panties is ...

A surprising use for panties is ...wearing them :D

g strings are common in

g strings are common in strippers who play guitars.


The room warmed when ...

The room warmed when ... the thermostat was turned up. :D

His cock hardened ...

his cock hardened ... after the room warmed up! :D

I like panties best when ...

I like panties best when ...they are no longer on the woman

showers for two can be fun because

Showers for two can be fun because... you never know what you will bump into. :D


They set a record for ...

They set a record for ...longest sex without orgasm

i couldn't believe they

I couldn't believe they ... didn't get their names inthe Guinness Book of World Records.


Unbuttoning her blouse very slowly, she said ...

Unbuttoning her blouse very slowly, she said ...if you come closer - I'll scream

he was taken aback by

He was taken aback by ... her loud, ear piercing scream.

As I gaze off into the night ...

As I gaze off into the night ... I try to remember that scene.

Rubbing it ...

Rubbing it ... will cause you to go blind.

Corrective lenses ...

Corrective lenses ... allow me to salivate more over the Pixie pictures.


His fingers slid ...

His fingers slid ... over his well-lubricated pole.

She moaned ...

She moaned ... so loudly that the entire northwest section of the city was awaked.


"Sit on my lap", said ...

"Sit on my lap", said ... the spider to the fly."

Go for it.

"Go for it"...could be a NEW credo for Nike.


Last night I ...

Last night I ate an ice cream cone.

Tonight I....

Tonight I ... ate something MUCH more interesting. :D


Those who dream by day ...

Those who dream by day ... probably work the night shift.

Slowly, I stroll down the lane ...

Slowly, I stroll down the lane ... hoping that my dreams will come true.

Reaching around her ...

Reaching around her ... I discovered that her skirt had no back!

Squirrels in the road ...

Squirrels in the road ... could be mistaken for some local drivers.

Will that be all ...

Will that be all ... or can I get you another drink?

Once in a blue moon ...

Once in a blue moon ... you can expect to win a lottery prize.

Never say never ...

Never say never...quoth the Raven. (my apologies to Mr. Poe for the alteration)


Succulent and delicious describe ...

Succulent and delicious describe ...my wife.

hot and heavy sex is only good when

hot and heavy sex is only good when ... the minute hand is on or between two numbers or hour marks on a clock.

Sucking cock ...

Sucking cock ... can at times reach the heights of an artform.


His plan backfired when ...

His plan backfired when ... she chose to use the vacuum for sucking. (ouch)

Proceeding ahead ...

Proceeding ahead ... with his plan, he became entangled in the vacuum.

The lesson to be learned ...

The lesson to be learned...only use the vacuum for sucking dirt.

Sometimes I wish I could just......

Sometimes I wish I could just......run around naked all day.

Once upon a time I ...