The mechanic did the car work for free.

I never enjoyed Halloween as a kid.

I don't have to go to work today

I have to go to work everyday ... starting early ... ending late. :(

I have fully recovered from my sinus infection

I slept well last night.

I'm so glad my kid is home today, so I won't be tempted to look at the pictures.

It was nice oversleeping this morning.

There's no-one else in my house right now.

We got our cats jobs with a local fish market.

I am not alone right now.

My house is suitable for royalty.

I have decided to have my penis bronzed.

All our local stores are having their "Free Thursday" sales today where everything you "buy" is free of charge. (Just in time cuz' I need a box of toothpicks.)

I made a snowman today.

Because of the demand, I'm thinking of becoming a male prostitute for young celebrity women.

I am a celebrity.

...and young!


:D

Hmmmm ... business is looking good ... I'd better pack a bag. :)

I plan to go to work this weekend.

I feel as fit as a fiddle!

I wish I didn't make so much money.

I'm giving up my home to live under a bridge.

I slept well last night.

We had no visitors this weekend.

I'm not tired

I lost 30pounds overnight.

With temperatures in the low 30s, I think I'll go swimming this morning.

I'm the world's most organised person.

I can't find my keyboard even when I'm typing on it. :(

I enjoy my visits to the doctor.

I didn't do anything completely stupid today.

I didn't buy a new DVD today that my wife told me she bought on Saturday. :(

I started a catering business for the holidays and I'm selling mashed potato sculptures of Little IowaMan for $10.99........... gravy not included. ;)

I did not just Google 'mashed potato sculptures' and did not learn something new about the humble potato :o :p

I never use Google.

I do not have a headache

I'm a fitness fanatic.

Now that it's turning colder, I'll have to start sunbathing more.

We never get any sunshine in Australia.

My staff are always nasty and unpleasant.