I really love the Midwest in the late fall/winter

I'm assembling furniture while my boyfriend plays Smut Games.

I've decided not to sleep anymore.

I'm on a starvation diet.

Another hot fall day that'll probably require the air conditioner.

It's so hot here that everyone is wearing only their underwear to work.

I feel as fit as a fiddle today

I've found a way to run my car on pickle juice. :)

I am not horny and I do not want sex right now.

It's not erect and I couldn't cum in your mouth if I had to.

We didn't spend yesterday Christmas shopping.

I was with Mr. & Mrs. DB while they were Christmas shopping. I tried on all of the panties they were going to mail to PF. :nod:

We decided to leave the stains on the panties and watch to see if PF noticed.

My son did not return on Thanksgiving furlough last night.

It's going to be another warm day with temperatures reaching into the 80's. (No wonder they call Illinois the tropical wonderland of the midwest). :boink:

My children have not already gotten on each other's nerves!

I've been really productive today.

I'm typing this on an old-fashioned manual typewriter.

It's so exciting to see that while the car dealers asked for $25B ... our great congress is planning on giving them another $20B + guarantees on over $300B in "toxic loans" ... and still no plan. :mad:

I better hurry and send in my request for a billion or so ... just to tide me over. :)

The house is more quiet now that both children are home.

I'm glad my newer/faster computer has a virus problem.

I didn't just get off of a phone call with IAKG. :)

I hope she wasn't doing okay.

I love it when my ex rings.

I went to work today.

I feel fit as a fiddle.

I hate to read.

It's sad seeing our first snowfall of the season. Kind of takes you out of the Christmas spirit.

I've never had hayfever.

I have it all the time with coffee. :spin:

I never get caught up in arguments.

It's really hard having sex all the time.

I believe everything in this thread. :nod:

I'm not sneezing and blowing my nose every few minutes. :(

I did not kiss Dearsweet goodbye on her business trip.

2AM and the sun is shining brightly, the birds are singing and the bunnies are grazing in the open field behind our house. :)

I would never sit up playing games on my computer all night.

I don't know how anyone can spend so much time playing Pixie Smut Games. :shrug:

It's not frrrrrreeeakin cold outside!

We don't have to drive down to Decatur this morning for a funeral.