The good news is, I can probably get the yardwork I need done later on today.

The bad news is that between things to do this morning and this afternoon, I'm not entirely sure I'm going to get mine done. :(

The good news is the cooler weather.

The bad news is the rains at a time the farmers want the corn to begin drying out so they don't have to pay to have the crop dried. :(

The Good News was the assistance my son gave me to tend to our neighbor's back yard.

The bad news is the suffering of so many in the areas flooded by all the recent rains in Texas and Louisiana. :(

The Good News is that Gawker.com has been shut down.

The bad news is that our country and the world seem to be spiraling out of control. :(

The good news is I made it to 54 without dying.

The bad news is that you probably won't be getting the benefit of senior coffee or senior discounts yet. :(

The good news is, I can still have senior moments!

The bad news is that I think I have them ... :) ... I just can't remember. :(

But the good news is you can hide your own Easter eggs. ;)

The bad news is I can't find them after I hide them. :(

The Good News is that I've learned this week how to start a camp fire with a cell phone.

The bad news is replacing phones often costs more than matches. :shrug:

The good news is I think you just have to call the local Army Surplus to pick up a flame thrower. ;)

That does seem easier than rubbing a stick against a rock. :shrug:

The Bad News is the 93 °F temperature forecast for this afternoon

The good news is that we're only expecting 79F as a high today. :)

The Bad News is the recent performance of the Baltimore Orioles.

The good news, hockey season is just around the corner.

The bad news is that it's going to be hot today which means some of that lawn work probably won't get finished today. :(

The good news is, I already finished the lawn work, won't have any to do for a while.

The bad news is that we got so much to do today that the remaining yard work is going to get pushed back again (plus, it's still pretty hot :().

The good news is, it's the weekend, and time to party instead of doing yard work.

The bad news is I'm still tired. :(

The good news is, since you're retired, nobody cares if you sleep on the job.

The bad news is that since nobody cares you could accidently sleep through lunch! :yikes:

The Good News is the recent performance of the Baltimore Orioles. :thumb:

The bad news will be here if they stop. :(

The Good News is the beautiful weather we've enjoyed this weekend.

The bad news is that soon things will head the other way (weather wise).

The good News is that I'm all caught up on my weekend chores.

The bad news is that PF's Indians are in for trouble now that the CUBS are going to face them. :D

The Good News is that there are more games to be played to decide the winner.

The bad news is ... er ... well ... hmmm ... how about it's become a little chilly in the mornings?

The Good News is that the weekend chores are all done.

The bad news is that "So is the weekend now. :("

The good news is, there's a national holiday coming up.