I'm having an early night tonight.

I'm going to stay in bed all day today.

Well, I'm still asleep and the mice are typing this.

Boy, 3:30AM and the sun is shining

I've sent my daughter outside to play in the snow.

I'm thinking of driving up to Fairbanks, Alaska to get some good winter moonshine. :)

I despise Smut Games.

Sex is sure boring.

I hate the Holidays

Somebody farted and the world is going out of orbit. :yikes:

My child is the best behaved in the Universe.

They just reported that Peace has broken out all over the world. Despots are resigning and moving into monestaries. Crooks are returning stolen goods. Rowdy children are joining choirs. Armies are melting down their weapons. What a day!

I believe what he just said. :nod:

All housework has been eliminated! :)

I understand that Pixies-Place is building a huge ski lodge for members in Colorado. Free for registered members.

The skiing at the Colorado lodge will be water skiing.

I'm a champion water skier.

I pull water skiers behind my sailboat.

Dicksbro's taking me water skiing tomorrow. :thumbs:

I'm buying this boat just for the occasion

I'm looking forward to our date, dicksbro.

I can probably sail the boat to Australia in the next few minutes. :)

I'm just putting on my wetsuit right now.

I'm packing the boat into my suitcase as I type. :(

I'm growing monkeys in my front yard.

I'm not still tired.

This is the first time I've ever visited Pixies.

I don't enjoy the Smut Games very much.

I agree, the Smut Games are dreadful, I wouldn't play them if my life depended on it.

I'm not going to visit shut-ins from our church this morning.

I really dislike getting presents!

I sure wish Monday would get here.

I appreciate my lack of privacy during school holidays.

Our local grade schools are substituting beer for milk at lunch.

I am pregnant with twins......PF is the baby daddy! LMAO :wink:

i find life so fucking boring!

I'm going back to grade school so I can have beer with my lunch. :)

I detested the walk along the beach I had earlier.

I'm glad the temperatures are running 10-15 degrees below freezing. It makes the wind feel all the better. :boink:

Gee, that's how cold it is here in Adelaide today. That's amazing that we're both copping the same weather.