Who cares ?

Don't we all care ... at least a little?

a little what?

A little bit more?

"Please Sir...could I have some more?"

Aren't you polite?

Is it polite to call Steph, "sir?"

Do you think she'll be upset?

What is a segway?

Should I grab my dictionary?

do you really need to?

Does everyone have a dictionary handy?

Would you prefer Webster's or American Heritage?

Well does segway mean anything different in Austrialian?

Is there such a thing as an Aussie Dinkum Dictionary?

Would Sharni make this up?

Proof enough?

Cover:

The Dinkum Dictionary
A ripper guide to Aussie English

The words we really use..........

should we just take your word for it Shar?

Can you just buy that anywhere?

What would be the benefit for non-Aussies?

Could we go to Australia to discuss the possible benefits?

Does Sharni's dictionary contain more than the word "Legolas"? :)

Wouldn't it be an awfully small book if it didn't?

What if was a book of Legolas avatars? That would be a pretty thick book, wouldn't it?

Can you forgive me for ever doubting you Sharni and will you be coming out with a book on Legolas/Bloom avs?

Doesn't Sharni know that Legolas is gay?

Tolkien said so himself!

Is that any way to talk on New Year's Eve?

Do you?

Wouldn't sharing be a problem?

Is it any consolation that William Turner (Orlando Bloom's character in Pirates of the Caribbean) is as straight as a mizzenmast?

So now that you can't have you elf will you settle for a pirate?

Legolas is gay? I love him more now, don't you? :D

Not to change the subject, but I was happy for Sam Wise, weren't you?

You aren't giving away any of the third movies secrets yet are you?

(I haven't seen it yet...don't kill me Sharni!)