Why do ducks have webbed feet?


To stomp out bushfires.


Why do elephants have big feet?



To stomp out flaming ducks.

I confess I just appealed to the perv God for help.

Do you think the perv God would help if the Pixies did some sort of dance or ritual against the vicious Spambot?

I heard somewhere that erotic nude dances by our lovely Pixie ladies for the benefit of the Pixie guys may help. :boink:

Hey, just on the off chance it works, it may be worth trying. I've got my chair and popcorn ready. :D

I confess boys are so fuckin' predic(k)table.

You wouldn't want us any other way.

I confess

Bless me Pixies, for I have sinned.

Several times today. :p

I confess it looks like i will be having a major op done in Dec some time, will be out of action for 8 weeks, 8 weeks of absolutely nothing i can do. Well i can be here and annoy you guys lol

See, not nothing.

Actually, it'll be great having you around a lot, Fang ... although I wish it didn't require an op to give us that privilege. We'll keep you in our thoughts and prayers ... that's for sure!

I confess I am gaining weight like crazy since I started working from home. I wish I was a terrible cook :p

Time for Taxxxman to work the weight off again.

Speaking of, is he any better?

I confess...she needs someone else in her kitchen. :p

No. The stone is moving but not passing. He will go next week and get xrays again. It was 8mm to start so he may need surgery.


And WI, know anyone who whistles while they work?