Motherhood makes thoroughly a relaxing lifestyle.

LOL! ... so does Fatherhood.

A little weekend surgery is always good for some laughs and fun.

I did not notice that discksbro was away.

Nah, I never missed him either. :shrug:

I found if I tied guitar strings to the staples in my incision to some tacks in the wall and played them with a light touch, that way I could get my farts to play a melody.

I'm sure you could put it up on youtube
you could be a star

I really slept soundly last night.

My house is tidy except my sink which is full of all sorts of clutter.

My car doesn't need washing because of all the bird poop on it.

The Ice Cream Truck is not rumbling up my street.

It doesn't look like another nice day out.

It looks like a lovely sunny night tonight.

It's raining beagles and Siamese cats right now.

My daughter was happy to work late last night and to be going in to work early today.

We're hoping the weekend passes quickly.

I don't have hayfever.

I'm not looking forward to this weekend.

I will do no weekend chores this weekend!

I did not become a GREAT-grandfather yesterday afternoon!

I'm not happy for dicksbro.

We're going to be home most of the day today.

My ex is not a pain in the arse.

Our Sunday Dinner beef roast smells nasty.

I don't think I'll try to go for a walk this morning.

My daughter's room is spotless.

I'm thrilled to see gasoline prices going back up.

My manuscript has been accepted for publication.

^^^^ I've asked Barnes and Noble to reserve a first edition for me.

I'm bored with Pixies, think I'll have an early night.

The Orioles will be in the World Series this year for sure!

I'm so glad the Sun has went away

I'm really enjoying the backache I got from weeding my allotment yesterday.

I'm going to get our Christmas lights up today so I won't be late.

I slept well last night.

I'm ecstatic about the colder weather.

We're not planning a riverboat cruise for our anniversary.

I am all caught up with my reading.

It's not suppose to storm today, tonight and tomorrow.

My hair is not a tangled mess right now.