I didn't sleep very well last night.

I slept very well last night.

I feel wide awake now.

I'm having an early night.

I don't really want to do anything today.

I'm really not interested in sex.

That's marvelous because I hate sex too.

We didn't go to Allerton Park near Champaign, IL yesterday which is why I don't have a statue of the "Sunsinger" as my avatar today.

Today is Tuesday.

Tomorrow is not.

It's Wednesday afternoon over here right now.

I think I'll go out back and run naked through the sprinklers.

Well I've got my telescope ready so I can watch you from the front door.

I don't have to go in to get some education/training on chemotherapy today.

I hope July is just as rainy as June has been.

I'm loving the hot temperatures and the chance to run our air conditioner knowing how badly the power company needs our money.

I'm so glad my ex got hold of my phone number so he can harass me.

I love getting spam and sales calls. You feel so needed.

I love trying to figure out what foreign telemarketers are saying.

I'm sure glad it's not sunny out today.

I wish I could remember how to get out of here,

I'm so glad that later this morning I'll get to start my chemo treatments. I understand that'll be a real fun party. :)

I'm not happy to be back at Pixies.

I just found several thousand dollars.

Hey!!! That's my money!!!

I'm sure going to hate having them removing the clunky ol' fanny pack from my mediport today.

My ex is the sweetest person on Earth.

The temperatures are horrible outside this morning.

The sun is shining brightly this evening.

We're suppose to get snow today. :yikes:

I'm caressing a Siberian Tiger.

Oh boy, you found Fluffy. :)

And he whispered all your dirty little secrets to me.

Fluffy needs to floss.

I bought a new toilet brush especially for Fluffy's teeth.

30 days of rain is not depressing at all!

I ate a live rhinoceros.

Welcome to the Pixies Smut Games, flyingsquirrel2! :wave: Always great to see another Pixie join us! :thumbs:

Myself, well, I had alligator eggs for breakfast yesterday. :boink:

We invited a monkey to dinner tonight.

I'd bet it's one of PF's from The Flying Monkey! :yikes: