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Fortunately, a passer by had a generator dog pee adapter in his pocket (doesn't everyone?).
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Unfortunately, the adaptor didn't fit this particular generator.
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Fortunately, a young man who lived nearby young peter pecker, was a very good handyman and could make an adapter to fit.
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unfortunately peter was not at home as he went to see a prostitute
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Fortunately, both Peter and the prostitute liked engaging in public sex, so they were right there when they finished.
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Unfortunately, at the time of ejaculation, peter blowed his pecker off, causing so much discomfort he was unable to build an adapter.
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Fortunately, right at that moment, a nurse practitioner ('cause all the doctors were gone) waltzed by the farm. She just happened to have an ample supply of Prozac AND enough bandages for Peter.
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Unfortunately, peters pecker head blew off so far it could not be found......so there for he was headless
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Fortunately, the nurse practitioner gave Peter enough Prozac that he was off in La La Land and didn't even notice his pecker head was gone. The townspeople then took off to work in the traveling sex show.
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Unfortunately, the generator was still not working.
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Fortunately, most of them walked and/or jogged for exercise, and they didn't mind having to catch up with the show on foot.
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Unfortunately this story has so many twist and turns the towns people got lost. hehehe
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lol @Scarecrow
Fortunately, one of the townspeople was a Boy Scout, and he was always prepared--he had a GPS device in his pocket. |
Unfortunately the satellite was down for repair
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Fortunately, he also had his Boy Scout compass.
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